Too many ideals make Robin something something

[cuddlefish]

How many have us have fantasized about being an FMA Mary Sue?

I think there should be an association, a group, or something, that celebrates fantasizing and being a sneaky stalker fan who doesn't write fanfics. You don't ever talk about the specifics, just that oh BOY do you love Ed/Roy/Hughes/Havoc/hell, Hawkeye/Scar, delicious Scar/Envy/I kinda like Gluttony, sob/oops, I forgot Al. The point is to have a place to put the pain of realizing that they're not real and you can't have them. And then you can have happy lesbian sex with each other And then you can go around in a group picking on freshmen who write love letters to the wrong guys

Screw this, it was doomed before I even started writing it.

Comments

[selphish.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'd be a Hughes/Roy slasher if I were a sue. And I'd totally have lesbian sechs with Schiezka.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I'd want her to be my TWIN SISTER. How's that for Suing?! >:D

[selphish.livejournal.com]

Damnit!

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha! And I'd turn Scar to the good side!

I dunno, though, that HughRoy sounds mighty tempting...

[treesock.livejournal.com]

I'd somehow make Hughes single (not with any evil tactics, of course :P) and then go for the kill/sex/truelove<3. Oh, and Envy (hell, all the homnuculus) would magically be mortal/maybe even not exist.


*really needs to make a Hughes/Amanda OTP icon...* XD