Well, hell

[cuddlefish]

1. HAIR COLOR - Aw, look, I haven't made it official in this diary yet! It's another first! Ahem. BLONDE YES PLEASE. Any shade of blonde'll do it, but be REALLY careful with the silver. Gold better yes. (I'll take dark hair if they have pasty skin, though. Can't explain it. Warm.)
2. EYE COLOR - Um. I'm gonna have to say NO on that one, Bo...oh, wait a minute. Whatever. Brown? Purple.
3. HEIGHT - Taller than me. And willing to let me bitch at him for it. XB
4. SIX PACK - Mmm...
5. LONG OR SHORT HAIR - Short if he's real, braid if he's not.
6. GLASSES - Only if we're playing doctor. (!) Or library. (!!) Oh, I guess we'd both wear them, then...heehee Or office. (!!! JESUS WOMAN)
7. PIERCINGS - Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. Maybe ear stuff.
8. SCARS - Mm, suuuuuure. XB
9. EYEBROWS - I don't really have anything for the big and hairy kind, but I like expressive ones.
10. BIG BUTT OR LITTLE - Whichever~ XB
11. CHEST HAIR - Maybe a little. Back hair is out, though.
12. BUFF OR SKINNY - Umm. Buff, I think. As long as there isn't a lot of flexing WHILE he's holding me.
13. STRAIGHT TEETH, GAP OR BRACES - Straight as long as he doesn't have a million bajillion of them.
14. FUNNY OR SERIOUS - Probably easier if he's funny, but I prefer both. (It's that...je ne sais quoi...gap...)
15. PARTY OR STAY AT HOME - I'm flexible as long as nobody expects me to be sociable. Other than that, let me stay at home, man. =_=
16. SHOULD HE COOK OR BAKE? - Cook. (I bake.)
17. SHOULD HE HAVE A BEST FRIEND? - Mm. I spose. Be cute if it was a girl. And yet so annoying.
18. SHOULD HE HAVE A LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS? - Uhh. Only if he likes me best. And it leads to much icha icha.
19. OUTGOING OR SHY - Outgoing. No, wait, SEME. XB
20. SARCASTIC OR SINCERE - Again, both.
21. SHOULD HE LOVE HIS MOTHER? - He shouldn't hate her. He should be away from her, but still under her command to some extent. (Mwaha.)
22. SHOULD HE WATCH CHICK FLICKS? - God, what the fuck for?
23. WOULD HE BE A SMOKER? - Ehh. I think probably not. It's the kind of thing I only like once in a while, but it's a very devoted kind of habit that would happen a lot more often than "once in a while."
24. WOULD HE DRINK? - Mm. Nah.
25. WOULD HE SWEAR? - Suuuuuuure.
26. WOULD HE PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR? - *nosebleed*
27. ONE OR MORE GIRLS AT A TIME - HahaMAYBE PIMP!!! XD *nosebleed again* If he wasn't a prick about it and, like, constantly begging me to fool around with some whore while he watches. I wouldn't make him do that. Unless it was Reno Not about Rufus, not ALL about Rufus...
28. WOULD HE PAY FOR DATES? - If he's RICH...
29. DOES HE KISS ON THE FIRST DATE? - He tries! XD (But I only let him if he's hot. XB)
30. WHERE WOULD YOU GO FOR DINNER? - A place with...food. (Not sushi.) Indian food. Appetizers. (Eating spicy food in front of the guy---you are a brave girl, Robin.) Oh, we could also just go to Finale. XB
31. WOULD HE BRING YOU FLOWERS? - Sure. (Make with the Lindt choco, too, meester.)
32. WOULD HE LAY UNDER THE STARS WITH YOU? - Hmeh? Mmmuhh...
33. WOULD HE WRITE POETRY ABOUT YOU? - Nah. He might secretly compare me to pretty things in nature, though. Like trees.
34. WOULD HE CALL YOU HUNNY, SWEETIE OR BABY? - ...he might call me woofie...he ought to tolerate my name-calling in private. I am liable to do it one heck of a lot.
35. WOULD HE HANG OUT WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS? - Maybe. He's not required. It's cute when we scare the guys too much for them to hang out with us, too.
36. WOULD YOU HANG OUT WITH HIM AND HIS FRIENDS? - Quite possibly, if it wasn't one of those things where the woman broke up the group. =_= (Dammit, who am I going to watch football with? =_=)
37. WILL HE WALK YOU TO THE DOOR AT THE END? - If he's feeling posessive. Heh heh.
38. HOLDING HANDS -
39. SOCCER - Watching, yes.
40. BASEBALL - Sure.
41. BASKETBALL - Beh.
42. FOOTBALL - Watching and playing. I like football. He can't be TOO too into either one, though.
43. WATER POLO - What?
44. SURF - Ehh. Nah.
45. SKATEBOARD - Mmm. No again, my pretties.
46. SNOWBOARD - Yes plz.
47. SING - If he's good.
48. PLAY GUITAR - Meh. Don't really care.
49. PLAY PIANO - YES.
50. PLAY DRUMS - Naw.
51. CLEAN HIS ROOM - Nahhhh! XD
52. PAINT, DRAW, SCULPT - No.
53. WRITES HIS OWN MUSIC - Oh, jeez, probably not.
54. USE THE WORD 'DUDE' - Dude, yeah...
55. USE THE WORD 'TIGHT' - What?
56. WOULD HE WATCH THE SUNRISE WITH YOU? - Nah. Cuter to watch him sleep in the pink morning light anyways. *sighs* (MAIDEN)
57. WHAT KIND OF CAR DOES HE DRIVE? - FAST SEX PISTONS *nosebleed* Whatever doesn't widow me, I guess.
58. HOW OLD IS HE? - Older Than Me.
59. WHAT WOULD HIS NAME BE? - Something that isn't pretty but makes me think of pretty things. Like red. Or being king.

I spent like the entire morning while my parents were here half awake in bed and worrying that they'd been at the Roy sekuhara picture I left in a pile, in a book, on the scanner but not in the scanner. Oh me, oh my, what's that you say? I grow outrageous day by day.