You know that thing about kids asking their parents if they smoked pot when they were kids? The parents go, uh, gee, we sure didn't, because they don't want their kids to copy them and get in trouble. I just thought, maybe someday our kids are going to be asking us, "Did you use BitTorrent?" And we're all gonna be like, no, I PAID for those homemade anime CDs...REALLY. I'm not trying to Draw A Comparison between marijuana and P2P programs (I'm hardly qualified), I'm just wondering.

(Also, it's a little hard for me to admit I would ever like to get pregnant and HAVE kids. I might survive raising a kid, if a part of my soul died. But pregnancy. Ouch.)

From: [identity profile] themp.livejournal.com


Pfft... with me it'd be more like "No of course I didn't get illegal copies of those computer games! I would never do such a thing!" *coughs*

You know... I never asked my parents that question. Probably because it was really after their era. Damn old people. Besides, my mother is too much of a goody-two-shoes.

From: [identity profile] runan.livejournal.com


My mom smoked pot occasionally. *shrug*

And, as I never plan on HAVING kids, I don't have to worry about explaining all those anime CDs :P.

From: [identity profile] moumusu.livejournal.com


I asked my parents, but it's a stereotypical question. That means the only place where EVERYBODY asks it is on TV.

From: [identity profile] moumusu.livejournal.com


Yeah, apparently my parents did, too.

And please remember that I'm still on the fence with this kids thing, too! Babies are not fun. And little boys are annoying.

From: [identity profile] runan.livejournal.com


Just fix your mind on the mental image of squeezing a watermelon out from between your legs--that oughta convince you that kids are Not Worth It.

From: [identity profile] kithal.livejournal.com


While babies are not fun, I would enjoy the power of patenthood to totally screw up somebodies minds from scratch.

Painkillers and caesarians and stuff nowadays, so not really as bad as you might think. Not that I'd ever try to force a chicken through a straw...

From: [identity profile] runan.livejournal.com


Painkillers and caesarians are all well and good, but that doesn't take into account the nine months you'd have to carry the little fucker around in your uterus =_=.

From: [identity profile] kithal.livejournal.com


Yeah, that part would be the suckiest. Not to mention the bad health issues it usually brings with it - high bloodpressure, hormone problems, weight gain and loss of muscle, stress related problems. And then you get the thing home for a while and until about the second year they are a complete pain.

From: [identity profile] moumusu.livejournal.com


Don't forget post-partum depression :D

And actually, I hear kid's're pretty bad in their second year, too.
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