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cuddlefish) wrote2004-02-01 01:23 am
cuddlefish) wrote2004-02-01 01:23 am
And everything inappropriate
It's time for the final round, kids! Here goes everything that might possibly involve sex or gay or panties!
*goes off and sets up two little baby corrals, and labels one "Fine Print" and the other "Whining"*
Fine Print: While I'm still makin' entries, don't take any of this stuff and, like, say you drew it. I'll be really sad. I don't care if you keep it or draw something inspired from it, just don't say it isn't mine.
Whining: ...I've already been out in the real world too long if I'm having little paranoid thoughts about someone flipping out and stealing my stuff to show how I actually have no right to draw gay smut with someone else's characters. I'm so sad. *sniffles*
...Okay, I just remembered I forgot to draw the Truly Unforgivable Roy I kept stressing about, but he's going to have to wait because I'm already on a roll. :P
Double Rensei Rating: G/gay
Al's jacket is blue. ...see, it's a double transmute because they're making a circle with their hands...ohhh...see?
I think Al ends up being the one with who got mommy's looks. His eyebrows are the same WIDTH as Ed's, but they're not nearly as frowny, his eyes are softer, he doesn't stick out his lower lip all the time, and his whole face is a little less chiseled. He also got the tall genes. XB I'm not going to try and call him "husky" or anything like that, but he has the potential to be more SOLID than Ed is (Ed's six-pack is PRETTY DAMN SOLID, but he's still little). Ed got the Good/Pretty Hair (...traffic...accidents...), and in general I think he looks like his daddy (a shorter version. Of whatever he looks like). His eyes (eyebrows) are outrageously expressive in a GUY kind of way (whether he likes it or not).
...they work well for those Physical Contrast things...speaking of which, I did hit AlEd sites for this picture...Mixed feelings... They're awful cuddly, though...
Hughes and (Drunk) Roy Rating: PG/gay, getting drunk is bad for you, kids
Ugh...this is all Selphish's picture, I drew it for her because it seemed smart at the time, but now I'm just totally mortified that I'm actually trying to pass this off as some kind of gift. It is SO not HughRoy. Roy isn't even PAYING ATTENTION. XO I WANTED TO DRAW GAY HUGHROY SMUT, goddammit! Excuses: This is the first time I ever drew Hughes, and his face is the perfect opposite of what I usually draw...that, and I think I was tired of thinking up better poses and faces when I started drawing this...
Well, what we've got here is a mostly sober Hughes and a mostly toasted Roy. Hughes is dragging Roy home, and in this particular instance, he's having a little trouble with it because Roy isn't quite cooperating. ...yes, I know it's really cheap. ...it's not so much the images ON the cake so much as the fact that it's cake, and (I think) Roy has a sweet tooth. He's not really trying to be difficult, he just saw sugar! Oh, and boobs, okay, well, now he's confused...oopsies, don't fall over there...we'll get you one of those some other time...
Coat and nothing else Rating: PG13/gay, nothing important is visible in the least, but that's because Roy is in the way
This seems to be a popular subject on some Japanese sites I've seen...it's fun enough, but honestly, it didn't drive me WILD, so I'm happy I kind of just drew a little sketch and got it out of the way.
Why we should not vote for Roy Rating: PG-13/straight, coerced miniskirts, making light of sexual harassment, panties, hilarity
(Oh...I left the little half-finished Roy face off to the side...) Well, I have to be frank, ladies: Roy is going to make every chick in the military, possibly the country or the FANDOM, wear a miniskirt, and we all know he's a player. Do you want THIS to happen to you? (Those of you who are screaming YES PLEASE NOW, please STFU XB)
Ed: Women of the military! Do you want this to happen to you?!
Generic Army Maiden: OMG! I am a sex object!
Roy: Ah, frilled petticoats are a rarity these days.
Al: Me, too! I've been sexually harassed, too!
Ed: Look, everybody! We have another vic...Al? ...how...did you...?
Al: HE FLIPPED MY LOINCLOTH~! (Wah!)
I'm thinking about naming Generic Army Girl and keeping her around for further molestation and mascot-ness, but I can't think of anything quite generic and girly enough for her name. (Maybe I'll dig into the FFT names...)
Popsicle STRONG PG13/gay, shirtless Roy (*fans self*), food not being eaten (...)
The, uh, popsicle pic I've been complaining about for the last 24 hours or so. There's a lot of inference...inferral...you have to know certain things to understand this picture. Mainly, Roy's got one of those popsicles that's actually two in one, and you're supposed to break off half and eat them separately. ...now, only one is visible in the picture. (It's not IN anything...it's...in between...) Roy's got an electric fan and an ice box and Ed is sick of a heat wave keeping him from doing any real searching for the Philosopher's Stone. He meanders over to Roy's place, where Roy is lying around, sweating, and not wearing a shirt. He's also going through popsicles a mile a minute. Eventually the sight of Ed helping himself to one of those popsicles kicks him into horniness and he goes for Ed. Ed thinks it's too hot for fooling around and starts to beat a quick retreat; Roy tries to stop him but gets his boxers instead. Ed stops and Roy pulls him back and...popsicle...well, it goes downhill from there. （．．．腐っててホントにすんまへん．．．）
Leave it to me to start thinking up this stuff in the middle of January. （季節外れだっつーの！）
Dog of the Army NC-17/gay, leash and collar, d...doggy...t-toy...
...does anybody know how to do that mosaic censoring thing? >.>
I lied when I was talking about this picture on my list. The key word is not "collar," it's "wag your tail." ...it's a pun in Japanese, and not a nice one. A rotten one, to be honest. 腐れ女注意．．． Roy's got Ed doing all the work here.
...well, I'm done, and I'm so tired I think I'm going to fall over and die. Good night, and have fun. =_=
*goes off and sets up two little baby corrals, and labels one "Fine Print" and the other "Whining"*
Fine Print: While I'm still makin' entries, don't take any of this stuff and, like, say you drew it. I'll be really sad. I don't care if you keep it or draw something inspired from it, just don't say it isn't mine.
Whining: ...I've already been out in the real world too long if I'm having little paranoid thoughts about someone flipping out and stealing my stuff to show how I actually have no right to draw gay smut with someone else's characters. I'm so sad. *sniffles*
...Okay, I just remembered I forgot to draw the Truly Unforgivable Roy I kept stressing about, but he's going to have to wait because I'm already on a roll. :P
Double Rensei Rating: G/gay
Al's jacket is blue. ...see, it's a double transmute because they're making a circle with their hands...ohhh...see?
I think Al ends up being the one with who got mommy's looks. His eyebrows are the same WIDTH as Ed's, but they're not nearly as frowny, his eyes are softer, he doesn't stick out his lower lip all the time, and his whole face is a little less chiseled. He also got the tall genes. XB I'm not going to try and call him "husky" or anything like that, but he has the potential to be more SOLID than Ed is (Ed's six-pack is PRETTY DAMN SOLID, but he's still little). Ed got the Good/Pretty Hair (...traffic...accidents...), and in general I think he looks like his daddy (a shorter version. Of whatever he looks like). His eyes (eyebrows) are outrageously expressive in a GUY kind of way (whether he likes it or not).
...they work well for those Physical Contrast things...speaking of which, I did hit AlEd sites for this picture...Mixed feelings... They're awful cuddly, though...
Hughes and (Drunk) Roy Rating: PG/gay, getting drunk is bad for you, kids
Ugh...this is all Selphish's picture, I drew it for her because it seemed smart at the time, but now I'm just totally mortified that I'm actually trying to pass this off as some kind of gift. It is SO not HughRoy. Roy isn't even PAYING ATTENTION. XO I WANTED TO DRAW GAY HUGHROY SMUT, goddammit! Excuses: This is the first time I ever drew Hughes, and his face is the perfect opposite of what I usually draw...that, and I think I was tired of thinking up better poses and faces when I started drawing this...
Well, what we've got here is a mostly sober Hughes and a mostly toasted Roy. Hughes is dragging Roy home, and in this particular instance, he's having a little trouble with it because Roy isn't quite cooperating. ...yes, I know it's really cheap. ...it's not so much the images ON the cake so much as the fact that it's cake, and (I think) Roy has a sweet tooth. He's not really trying to be difficult, he just saw sugar! Oh, and boobs, okay, well, now he's confused...oopsies, don't fall over there...we'll get you one of those some other time...
Coat and nothing else Rating: PG13/gay, nothing important is visible in the least, but that's because Roy is in the way
This seems to be a popular subject on some Japanese sites I've seen...it's fun enough, but honestly, it didn't drive me WILD, so I'm happy I kind of just drew a little sketch and got it out of the way.
Why we should not vote for Roy Rating: PG-13/straight, coerced miniskirts, making light of sexual harassment, panties, hilarity
(Oh...I left the little half-finished Roy face off to the side...) Well, I have to be frank, ladies: Roy is going to make every chick in the military, possibly the country or the FANDOM, wear a miniskirt, and we all know he's a player. Do you want THIS to happen to you? (Those of you who are screaming YES PLEASE NOW, please STFU XB)
Ed: Women of the military! Do you want this to happen to you?!
Generic Army Maiden: OMG! I am a sex object!
Roy: Ah, frilled petticoats are a rarity these days.
Al: Me, too! I've been sexually harassed, too!
Ed: Look, everybody! We have another vic...Al? ...how...did you...?
Al: HE FLIPPED MY LOINCLOTH~! (Wah!)
I'm thinking about naming Generic Army Girl and keeping her around for further molestation and mascot-ness, but I can't think of anything quite generic and girly enough for her name. (Maybe I'll dig into the FFT names...)
Popsicle STRONG PG13/gay, shirtless Roy (*fans self*), food not being eaten (...)
The, uh, popsicle pic I've been complaining about for the last 24 hours or so. There's a lot of inference...inferral...you have to know certain things to understand this picture. Mainly, Roy's got one of those popsicles that's actually two in one, and you're supposed to break off half and eat them separately. ...now, only one is visible in the picture. (It's not IN anything...it's...in between...) Roy's got an electric fan and an ice box and Ed is sick of a heat wave keeping him from doing any real searching for the Philosopher's Stone. He meanders over to Roy's place, where Roy is lying around, sweating, and not wearing a shirt. He's also going through popsicles a mile a minute. Eventually the sight of Ed helping himself to one of those popsicles kicks him into horniness and he goes for Ed. Ed thinks it's too hot for fooling around and starts to beat a quick retreat; Roy tries to stop him but gets his boxers instead. Ed stops and Roy pulls him back and...popsicle...well, it goes downhill from there. （．．．腐っててホントにすんまへん．．．）
Leave it to me to start thinking up this stuff in the middle of January. （季節外れだっつーの！）
Dog of the Army NC-17/gay, leash and collar, d...doggy...t-toy...
...does anybody know how to do that mosaic censoring thing? >.>
I lied when I was talking about this picture on my list. The key word is not "collar," it's "wag your tail." ...it's a pun in Japanese, and not a nice one. A rotten one, to be honest. 腐れ女注意．．． Roy's got Ed doing all the work here.
...well, I'm done, and I'm so tired I think I'm going to fall over and die. Good night, and have fun. =_=
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