You think I'm the author of the Zelos fic? Guess again, spaz-ass.
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Why would a reader go bananas over a fic like that? It was not the fic itself, you see, but rather Vyctori's pretentious, self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual jerkoff post that caught my attention. The truth is simple: I enjoy eating asshats (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/642469.html).
And woe, you proclaim your desire to leave the community, thus depriving the world of your gay cartoon porno. I shall weep for the loss, I assure you. But somehow, I get the impression I'd weep even harder if you stuck around.
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Date: 2005-03-09 09:37 pm (UTC)You think I'm the author of the Zelos fic? Guess again, spaz-ass.
I don't know whether you're one of Vyctori's purebred leg-humping lapdogs or just a flea-ridden alley twat, but I ain't the author. I don't even know the author. I couldn't pick her out of a lineup involving her, an ape, ET, all three Sword Dancers, and your mom. But if your intelligence is any indication of your genetic integrity, I'd sooner not pick the last one for much of anything.
Why would a reader go bananas over a fic like that? It was not the fic itself, you see, but rather Vyctori's pretentious, self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual jerkoff post that caught my attention. The truth is simple: I enjoy eating asshats (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/642469.html).
And woe, you proclaim your desire to leave the community, thus depriving the world of your gay cartoon porno. I shall weep for the loss, I assure you. But somehow, I get the impression I'd weep even harder if you stuck around.