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[cuddlefish]

Inferno Robe. The frills. And the lace. The frills! The lace! Frills and lace lace and frills MWAHAHAHA.



This the ad I found right at the top of of my Photobucket album. ...I considered NOT putting this in an LJ-cut or linking it, but I guess not everybody has to be made to feel the way I do.



BOOBIES! SHINY! TAN! BOOBS!

NO FACE!

In case you can't tell, something about that enrages me. I don't know why. I think I just feel ignored. Where's MY beefcake, fuckheads? Don't I get a giant penis or something? Maybe just a nice-looking fella in a suit with some flowers? Or maybe it's the lack of face that creeps me out. It's just a pair of oiled, disembodied boobs inviting me, to, I dunno, find my soulmate. Yeah, I really want to join this matching service now.

Some of the ads on GameFAQs bother me, too, but mostly in the sense that everywhere and they're just totally aimed at people who aren't me. They don't care if I don't want to buy a game because I don't click on ads with curvy women.

I dunno, I felt like such an activist writing that. You know, one of those people who's like, OH PORN INVADING OUR HOMES. For my part, I drew a naked girl last night! I'll scan it sometime. ...just still not sure.

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I HAVE AN ICON FOR THIS SITUATION

[theboxization.livejournal.com]

I demand PENIS!! WHERE ARE OUR PENII?!

I HAVE THAT ICON ON MY HARD DRIVE

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Either cahk, or a guy with roses. Either one would help a lot with furnishing my fantasies.

I THINK I'LL TAKE THE ROSES

[runan.livejournal.com]

Guy with roses. Definitely. Or, well, I've always been partial to hips.

Re: I THINK I'LL TAKE THE ROSES

[themp.livejournal.com]

*stares at Runan's icon* Right... hips...

[kithal.livejournal.com]

Dammit... I only wore that bikini for 5 minutes and they took photos of me?

Now, incase that image isn't bad enough, I'll repaint it for you:

The men will give you what they think you want, but as they only have that to go by, they will substitute manlyness into the picture. Of course, the bikini top remains, over the hairy, manly chest, of say... me~

[jenanoelle.livejournal.com]

*laughs* good god.. y'know, I'm not sure if it never hit me like that, or I simply accepted that as the kind of world we live in.. or perhaps girls are simply prettier :P ..OR, that statistically, there are more guys on the net?

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

...I am unable to understand. So that means they really don't have it quite right?

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't be either...

Re: I THINK I'LL TAKE THE ROSES

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Ass?

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Girls ARE participating, it's not all men?

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Men who like it are kind of gay themselves? (I would say that they're actually immature or confused. Gay's different.)

Your words are like an eternal riddle, partly because you won't friggin' come back here and clarify.

[kithal.livejournal.com]

I was simply saying that guys would think that the women are asking for equal time, therefore they would do the exact same shot with a guy instead. Of course, since the guys can't see nipples, they would make the model (me) wear the bikini too, so that the women don't see nipples.

:D