Two things before I go to bed

I just went from over 100,000 gil to a grand total of 65 G trying to get that pesky Ultima Weapon to spit out my 3x Cock R Protect Rings GODDAMMIT and it DIDN'T ARGH I AM SO POOR WILL SUCK HAGAREN COCK WILL DRAW HAGAREN SMUT TRANSLATE THINGS FOR $$$ OR GIL PLZ HELP.

New favorite kanji: 夙　bright and early; long ago; early in life. And it's actually new enough that my Japanese writing thingy DIDN'T tell me to do blow it out my butt! Wowee!