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I can't think straight on three hours on sleep and I just confirmed that I'm a ho. RRGH! MUST KEEP DRAMATICS TO A BARE MINIMUM AND NOT FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS! *gnaws desk in frustration*

EDIT: My conviction that I should have saved a copy of that conversation grows stronger with every passing second. Well, I've dutifully done what I thought was right, and now I should come out just fine! ...or I'll look like a stalker... *droops*

This is mostly for me

All right. Announcement time. ...this could very well only be happening because this month's PMS comes in the form of RAGING, UNRELENTING HORNINESS, but I'll cross the oh-god-what-was-I-thinking-when-I-wrote-this bridge when I come to it.

Tomorrow I will be 20 years old.

I am RECLUSIVE, but mostly by choice, I have problems, but I'm unusually free of burdens, I have EXCELLENT intrapersonal skills to help keep me on my feet, I'm nice to people, I like guys, as far as I know I'm not ugly, and even if I am I'm still young and fresh enough to cover for that, all my parts work the way they're supposed to, I am enthusiastic, and I am legal.

Do you understand what I'm getting at?

For the third time in my life, I'm on a year that ends in a zero (second time if you don't count when I was tiny). Only my third time. Think about how many times you've washed your hair or talked on the phone. That's a few times, isn't it? It happens a little more often than your 10th or 20th birthday. This time is special for me. This time is a landmark.

I've been LEGAL for two years, but I was still a teenager. Now I'm not. I've hit a decade that is commonly considered to be "adult." I am old enough to have sex, I want it because I am certain it will be fun in some way, so there's really nothing holding me back (except for what I do RIGHT NOW, and I don't tell people about it often, but I'm slowly rolling out of that area of my life).

I declare my mission for the next two or three years or so to be to get laid and have LOTS of fun doing it.

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Okay, either this picture is unfriendly or I'm getting so bad I can't even draw chicks anymore.

This is SO bad.