It's been a wacky night

Roy: A purity test as a checklist. ...that does seem like a good idea...

Kakashi: Huh! You kids! I've been doing that for YEARS.

Roy: And how many items have you checked off?

Kakashi: ...448...

Roy: *EYEBROWS*

Kakashi: ...in my rich and wonderful fantasy world...! *presses a hand to his heart and looks serious, but is also blushing*

Roy: *notices Kakashi's BOOK instead* What's that? *grabs it* Icha-icha Paradise?

Kakashi: A story of sweeping romance and pretty girls! You've heard of it, RIGHT?

Roy: ... *flipping through book, smirks JUST A LITTLE, eyes half-lidded* ...maybe...

Kakashi: *BREATHLESS AT THE SIGHT OF SEXY ROY/gleefully corrupting someone/just staring into space*

Roy: Are you okay?

Kakashi: *seems to snap out of it, sits down next to Roy and puts an arm around his shoulders* Kid---you're gonna be okay.

Roy: ...thanks.

Kakashi: Now, let me buy you some ramen and a beer. And a stripper...

Roy: Well, ramen's the only one I don't know, how bad can it be?

Robin: ザ・妄想娘 interrupts this ridiculous sequence to announce that she has not gone crazy or stupid, and that the very thought of Roy x Sasuke makes her feel like her head is going to explode. Also, I think I like mischievous uke. >_>

(Also. When Ed runs across porn, he looks annoyed and says aw just get RID of that crap. Al panics. Winry wants to see what's going on. Havok makes awkward jokes. Envy comments on how he felt acting each scene.)

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NWAH. We're watching AI and it's so...weird and sad. =_= (Stupid Haley Joel Osm...how do you spell his name?)

And look! I'm FAMOUS! XD <----違うっ

OH. And I remember what else I was going to update. *bites Hagaren 23* TASTES LIKE HOSPITAL. XB