10 things I would have said 10 years ago

Because Emily did it.

1. I HAVEN'T BEEN TO JAPAN YET?!

2. Next year will be better.

3. ADD? And you didn't finish high school? I'M SCARED.

4. ...I'm NEVER gonna get home-schooled?

5. Wow, your pictures look JUST like Japanese stuff! ...so it's called anime? ...there's MORE of it?

6. What do I want with the internet and AOL? That guy said "hell" to me once in a chat room, it's scary.

7. They put JAPANESE ANIME on TV?!

8. So I'm gonna be an artist, then.

9. ...what do you mean I'll be a starving artist?! And how are art colleges bad?! What am I doing INSTEAD?!

10. ...what's this about Japanese? (Can I hump your leg?)