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*runs in sobbing like a little girl*
OH GOD OH GOD WHY I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO GO AWAY OH GOD WHAT IF I GOT ONE IN MY HAIR OR MY PANTS OR SOMETHING OH GOD WHERE DID IT COME FROM OH GOD OH GOD TT_TT
*zoom to the hallway, the bathroom, the sink area, and the floor, where what may be a UGLY FUCKER is under a glass*
Robin's tearful voiceover: I WAS JUST SITTING ON THE CAN TRYING TO DRAW ROY ANNOYING ED AND THEN THIS THING IS SITTING UNDERNEATH THE SINK AND OH GOD IT MOVES SO FAST
We only get a few every year, and they all seem to show up in my bathroom. And the last few have been less than an inch long. This one is just one LONG motherfucker. I'm serious, it's the size of a buick. I'm afraid I'm going to go back in there and it's going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking a pina colada out of the glass I tried to put it under.
Well, great, that means citronella ants are right around the corner. Wow, I can't wait to get out that can of Raid that wasn't meant for indoor use and start waving it around when they swarm! :D I don't mind ants quite as much as I do centipedes or moths, but it's the swarming. I mean, for Chrissakes, MY HOUSE IS NOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BALTIMORE CONVENION CENTER, GO AWAY AND STOP PARTYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
EDIT: Sasuga decided to send along some books I back ordered around Christmas, so today I got a surprise delivery of Max Lovely and Chrono Crusade :D So I was flipping through Chrono Crusade again to reacquaint myself with it. Volume 2, or chapter 14, one or two pages before the last page.
Oh, gee, Fiore, you make Joshua coffee ANDgive him a post-massacre blowjob lick the blood off his hand. Good girl.
はいぃぃぃぃぃ～＞ 身悶えました～ （＠∇＠）～☆ ひゃっはは～
No, but really, Joshua is such a little BASTARD. I had NO idea. Volume 4 mostly showed him being sickly and airheaded. THIS is like...if Roy Mustang was a blonde. I don't just mean hair color, I mean, like, if he had a dumb blonde thing going on. Or if he was younger. (And not sleepy. Roy was a sleepy teenager. IS a sleepy teenager. Joshua is a PERKY EVIL teenager. Oh, dear me.)
OH GOD OH GOD WHY I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO GO AWAY OH GOD WHAT IF I GOT ONE IN MY HAIR OR MY PANTS OR SOMETHING OH GOD WHERE DID IT COME FROM OH GOD OH GOD TT_TT
*zoom to the hallway, the bathroom, the sink area, and the floor, where what may be a UGLY FUCKER is under a glass*
Robin's tearful voiceover: I WAS JUST SITTING ON THE CAN TRYING TO DRAW ROY ANNOYING ED AND THEN THIS THING IS SITTING UNDERNEATH THE SINK AND OH GOD IT MOVES SO FAST
We only get a few every year, and they all seem to show up in my bathroom. And the last few have been less than an inch long. This one is just one LONG motherfucker. I'm serious, it's the size of a buick. I'm afraid I'm going to go back in there and it's going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking a pina colada out of the glass I tried to put it under.
Well, great, that means citronella ants are right around the corner. Wow, I can't wait to get out that can of Raid that wasn't meant for indoor use and start waving it around when they swarm! :D I don't mind ants quite as much as I do centipedes or moths, but it's the swarming. I mean, for Chrissakes, MY HOUSE IS NOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BALTIMORE CONVENION CENTER, GO AWAY AND STOP PARTYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
EDIT: Sasuga decided to send along some books I back ordered around Christmas, so today I got a surprise delivery of Max Lovely and Chrono Crusade :D So I was flipping through Chrono Crusade again to reacquaint myself with it. Volume 2, or chapter 14, one or two pages before the last page.
Oh, gee, Fiore, you make Joshua coffee AND
はいぃぃぃぃぃ～＞ 身悶えました～ （＠∇＠）～☆ ひゃっはは～
No, but really, Joshua is such a little BASTARD. I had NO idea. Volume 4 mostly showed him being sickly and airheaded. THIS is like...if Roy Mustang was a blonde. I don't just mean hair color, I mean, like, if he had a dumb blonde thing going on. Or if he was younger. (And not sleepy. Roy was a sleepy teenager. IS a sleepy teenager. Joshua is a PERKY EVIL teenager. Oh, dear me.)
