Hufflepuff - 66 (Nice, bland, ultra motherfucking nice people, used to be where Gryffindor and Slytherin got dates with cock(s), but Cedric died, so fuck it)
Ravenclaw - 61 (Weirdos and where Gryffindor and Slytherin get dates with vaginas, Cho Chang the Bimbo of the Ages)
Slytherin - 32 (Villains, assholes, resident bullies, people with poor self-esteem, snakies, DracoDracoDraco)
Gryffindor - 29 (Nice, cool, ultra kick your ass for great justice people, did I mention they're cool?)
Dur hur hur, hard-working. Hufflepuff? Fair? I don't DO fair, I do cutting breaks for me and then cutting breaks for everyone else. ≡∇≡ (Wuss.)
So I got the two houses that would match my hair the best. Also, the two houses that are left over to have their own heartbreakingly halfassed little rivalry while Slytherin and Gryffindor both try to nuke each other. I like being in a house that isn't trying to kill someone. It works because I'm smart, sure I'm smart, but I'm also chickenshit and obsessive-compulsive. (Sorry.)
Blue would match my (wannabe red, doesn't match any red or pink things I have anymore) hair better, but Ravenclaw isthe neverending fountain of dateable women JUST FUCKING BIMBOLAND, I GIVE UP. Has Hermione called anyone a bimbo yet? I would just die to to be reminded of that. T_T Yeah, anyways, not enough weirdo, too much bimbo. (Note: this does not apply to my weirdo friends.)
That was a good test. Usually it's Either Hufflepuff Or Ravenclaw No Questions You Uncompetitive Bitch. This is why I have such a complex over it and have to WRITE AND WRITE AND WRITE about it. Blah blah blah. Good morning everybody ^__________^
Ravenclaw - 61 (Weirdos and where Gryffindor and Slytherin get dates with vaginas, Cho Chang the Bimbo of the Ages)
Slytherin - 32 (Villains, assholes, resident bullies, people with poor self-esteem, snakies, DracoDracoDraco)
Gryffindor - 29 (Nice, cool, ultra kick your ass for great justice people, did I mention they're cool?)
Dur hur hur, hard-working. Hufflepuff? Fair? I don't DO fair, I do cutting breaks for me and then cutting breaks for everyone else. ≡∇≡ (Wuss.)
So I got the two houses that would match my hair the best. Also, the two houses that are left over to have their own heartbreakingly halfassed little rivalry while Slytherin and Gryffindor both try to nuke each other. I like being in a house that isn't trying to kill someone. It works because I'm smart, sure I'm smart, but I'm also chickenshit and obsessive-compulsive. (Sorry.)
Blue would match my (wannabe red, doesn't match any red or pink things I have anymore) hair better, but Ravenclaw is
That was a good test. Usually it's Either Hufflepuff Or Ravenclaw No Questions You Uncompetitive Bitch. This is why I have such a complex over it and have to WRITE AND WRITE AND WRITE about it. Blah blah blah. Good morning everybody ^__________^