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I GOT MY HAGAREN VOLUME 5.

WHICH MEANS THE REST OF MY CRAP IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

*panics, latches onto monitor from sheer excitement, and is forced to type while gnawing on it*

It's hysterical. Ed's such a little asshole/babe/footstool. Also, he complains about having to strip down to his underwear just so the geeks mechanics can look at his automail. HAHAHA. YES. NOTHING BUT BOXERS. MWAHAHAHA.

ALSO, dinner tonight was curry (HURRAH) and I made a red velvet cake. Revel in my suthna...uh...something. By the way, red velvet cake is a devil's food cake (that is, a chocolate cake with cocoa in it) with two ounces of red food coloring. For a measure on how much that is, go to your supermarket, or your kitchen cabinet, and find one of those bottles of vanilla extract. You know, the kind of flat ones? That's an ounce.

It is defined, as a cake, by the fact that the finished product is beautiful, but the taste is ostensibly bleh, and absolutely nothing clever is used to make it. No manipulation of thoroughly beaten eggs is used to make this cake go up. That happens with with baking soda and vinegar, and I shouldn't have to tell you that baking soda tastes like shuddering. A teaspoon of butter extract instead of some kind of butter. Four tablespoons of red food coloring BLOOD ON MY HANDS HAHAHAHA I AM SO POETIC. In case you're wondering, I made it because I like it. But I have to complain.

EDIT:
I'M YOUR TURBO LOVER
TELL ME THERE'S NO OTHER
I'M YOUR TURBO LOVER
BETTER RUN FOR COVER

I want to see Roy singing that.

EDIT:
This is not quite where I would like it to be, but I only saved the jpg, and not the pdf, so, uh, it's not going anywhere. This is for Yang, and only Yang, because no offense man, but your current icon is just...しょぼい. >B

EDIT: Discovered underneath the...flappy...outer cover thing on the back cover of Hagaren 5: マス子　ピーンチ！ Flame Alchemist episode 376514: "Tearful Strawberry Parfait" (Behold! My halfass translation! >:D) 大総統にいじめられてるの?　大佐。