I don't feel like explaining myself, so all you need to know is that I haven't been emotionally or physically injured in any way, and I won't cause injury to myself, I just feel like a perfect fool. And that's the end of the story, don't embarrass me.
Yang brought over his Dreamcast and Dead or Alive 2 (among other games) and we played it a bit. In case you didn't know, I never really understood the significance of that game where the Dead or Alive characters play volleyball. Now, the realization hits me hard. I have never, ever, seen or IMAGINED that anything could be this interested in boobs. Never in my LIFE.
It did finally make me crack open Soul Calibur II and start playing it. I used to worry, because the only men I was ever attracted to were men who were Not Old (young enough to look gay). I was starting to worry that that was all I'd never like anything older and I'd be a pedophile woman, like, a real one, at age 30. But THAT'S OKAY. I've discovered I like them over 25, too. Mitsurugi's older than 25, right? He's gotta be. Dur hur hur.
It did finally make me crack open Soul Calibur II and start playing it. I used to worry, because the only men I was ever attracted to were men who were Not Old (young enough to look gay). I was starting to worry that that was all I'd never like anything older and I'd be a pedophile woman, like, a real one, at age 30. But THAT'S OKAY. I've discovered I like them over 25, too. Mitsurugi's older than 25, right? He's gotta be. Dur hur hur.
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