Today the colonel has done me good. I just ate so much KFC and assorted goodies (god, those...those...GOD-BISCUITS) I feel a liiiiitle sick, but not bad. I don't really care that Colonel Sanders is like an unburly, possibly racist version of that Hakuro. Hereforth..hence...yeah, from now on, in this diary, KFC will be colonel food, or 大佐飯. これで大佐で飯も食える。 <----really bad joke でもこれじゃ大佐に喰われる事はないかも。 やーねー <----I can't stop ごちそうさまでしたー <---HELP
...I could do this for days.