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I object to calling fanfiction.net "the pit of voles." This phrase sounds like something made up by someone who was best at making people notice them. It SOUNDS about right. You know, voles. In a pit. Kind of like SNAKES. Only STUPID (everybody knows, snakes are smart and voles are stupid. Just like cats are smart and dogs are stupid). The problem is, voles are fucking cute. It's not right.

Fanfiction.net is NOT a cute place.

EDIT: Wait, these icons that have Ed saying, "I hate the desert. It's full of SAND."

He SAID that? In the DUB?

Oh God. *hugs Ed* I want to hold you forever.