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"But for me, it was too easy. The examiners were surprised to see what a great [something] I am. Well, I could easily guess the [something]ence, so it wasn't surprising for me."

*hugs Ed to death* Why do you have to be so CUTE and TWELVE and stuff? GodDAMMIT.

My throat feels funny and I'm coughing with alarming regularity. It's the consumption for me! Just kidding, it's probably my mom's fever.

I dreamed I got kidnapped to Candyland and they set it up so that I could never escape and they would make me sit around with really, stupid, secretly mean old ladies who talked to me all day. Like school only with couches and gingerbread. Towards the end of this dream, under dire stress, I managed to wake myself up, and I haven't been able to do that properly for a while. (So that's good.)

EDIT: My limbs are starting to ache. Can anybody name a time when they know they'll be on L2? I want to give some of Lake's stuff to Creamy and I need someone to hold it. After that I plan to crawl in a hole and die. It'll be great.

EDIT: After a nap, I'm not feeling quite as much like I'm going to die. The wonders of sleep.