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Through some shitty freak accident, I went to sleep at eleven and woke up at around 5:30. I enjoy being awake during the day, but then there's the pictures I meant to post.

Edkitty wants your attention. He needs his tummy scratched. Right now. You didn't think the attention whoring would get BETTER when he turned into a cat, did you? I wish there was a way to determine Edkitty's personality in the Sims. Do cats actually like tummy rubs? I read somewhere they prefer to just eat soft, preylike things down there.

Roykitty finds meeting with the Furher stressful. He doesn't like the Furher, and since Roy's a kitty and keeps twitching his tail, the Furher can tell. Afterwards, he destresses by shredding some drapes, or at least wishes he could. This may, or may not, go with a fic by ciceqi.

Okay, enough stupid blah blah boykitties pictures. Onto the PORN.

AL WHACKING OFF IN THE SHOWER. (Not explicit. Arguably covered in shoujo bubbles.) To thoughts of Hawkeye. Suddenly I feel bad about knowing that. This goes with that Sex Ed teacher fic I love so much, but I've been meaning to draw Al enjoying his new body for a long time.

Now not porn.

Ed chewing on a cigar. This is also from Sex Ed, and since Edward is cheerfully misbehaving, it may also be entertaining to people who haven't read the fic.

The heartstrings thing. More to go with Sex Ed. This is not as readily understandable as the other ones, though if you're up to the challenge, it's chapter two of Better Living.

夢の! あの材料

I FOUND KURI NO AMA RO NI (chestnuts in syrup) AT KOTOBUKIYA.

EDIT: LIEK OMG WAT DO I MAKE?!!! They have the chestnuts there, but no maron paste...I think...probably just a chestnuts shortcake, yes yes...mutter mutter...

EDIT: More muttering. What game should I get now? One of the FMA games, some adorable strategy game, or a dating sim? Okay, that's kind of a rhetorical question because if anybody tries to answer, I'll just end up ignoring them anyway. But, ummmm...I have reservations about the FMA games because I will feel a responsibility to be Cool Ed when I play them, and I don't want to BE Ed, I want to jump him! If I play La Pucelle I have the feeling I will never come back, and of course, some of the dating sims I want to buy carry a certain element of, um, danger, haha. OH NO THIS IS SO DIFFICULT.