Hnnnnnnnnnnnngh

I think I just ate pizza with mayonnaise on it. Mayonnaise is my NATURAL ENEMY. (Yogurt being the apocalypse and milk being my bitter old rival.) At least this isn't about how unhealthy I feel/am, though I do feel a little regretful about eating any of that pizza. I just didn't know what that sauce burning my tongue was... (/Д‘)