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Well, today is a good day! And what do I do on good days? I do STUPID THINGS! (As opposed to nothing, which is what I do on bad days.)

With that, here is a message for every boy who plays RO: never fall madly in love with the poor women who play this game, especially ESPECIALLY at first sight (because that means you love pixels), (Fine. I love pixels, too. Just don't make it the only reason you're madly in love like that guy did with me.) and especially not with Gypsies, who are man-haters if they have seen as many stupid men as me. The things behind them are either real girls or real men, one of them wants to hit on you, too---do you really want that? Do not make /gg faces at her, do not make /kis2 faces at her, do not propose in-game marriage and then get REALLY SAD when she says no. Do not forget that the real girl cleans up very well, but she is still real, and she probably thinks you're a lunatic. Also don't forget that the guy who pretends to be a girl for other guys probably scares you.

For my next act, I have a recreation of a conversation I had with someone:

Guy in RO I have talked to like three times: Something bad happened today ...
Me: While I was gone [playing on another character because you won't leave me alone]?
Guy: ... Yeah, I'm really sad ...
Me: What happened?
Guy: Rose said she didn't want to get married to me ...
Me: Oh.
Me: How long have you known each other?
Guy: For a week... yeah... ...
Me: [...]

Also, whoever actually married the guy with "AzN" in every one of his screen names who sat around and begged on the shout, CLOGGING IT UP WITH HIS STUPID PLEAS, FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK, for some girl to get married to him, just because some Gypsy did the same thing and got away with it, how could you. How fucking could you. Please break his heart by never signing on again. (Which seems likely at this point. Please please please.)

Again, it's a good sign if I have the energy to be frustrated. Isn't it?