Multivitamins are not team players

Whenever I take my multivitamin---why do my hands have to smell like the vitamin sludge they're made out of for hours afterward? It's not like I'm holding the thing for more than two seconds, and multivitamins smell really funny. They remind me of the nutritious sludge our insect captors will feed us through our eyeballs one day to keep us alive.

...just kidding. (I had another bad dream about a horrible future dystopia, okay?) Don't like toothpaste, don't like vitamins.

( Blah blah Atelier Iris. )