This just in:

Snake takes Ike from behind!!!!!!RAEP
CANNOT STOP CACKLING. FUCK. I know some people will be disappointed that Marth isn't on this list, but Ike is there to replace him and...this is pretty good, right? This is good, right?! :D I am also in favor of this prettification of Peach's dress. DO WANT.
EDIT: How's Snake going to perform that move on, say, Kirby?

Snake takes Ike from behind!!!!!!
CANNOT STOP CACKLING. FUCK. I know some people will be disappointed that Marth isn't on this list, but Ike is there to replace him and...this is pretty good, right? This is good, right?! :D I am also in favor of this prettification of Peach's dress. DO WANT.
EDIT: How's Snake going to perform that move on, say, Kirby?