Re: TODR

Lately I find myself looking at the armor Leon wore in the collector's book and kind of wincing. (Give me back my Vermilion, you little bitch. NO NO I WAS JUST KIDDING :() I find myself wanting to secretly give Marian my father's recipe for creme caramel. (L can send his butler to a hotel bakery. NO NO I WAS JUST KIDDING :() I find myself wondering if the Director's Cut has a different ending, or even if it doesn't, what kinda new stuff is in there, and maybe I should buy it? (Fuck you, Namco, you think you can get my money twice for the same game? FUCK YOU.)

-IS IT LOVE OR IS IT MOTHER HEN-
With hyphens on either side to demonstrate that this is an important thought

This is a big problem because I don't like either one. Mother hen means I'm old enough to want to fuss over teenaged video game characters and bake them in the oven until they're all happy. Love means that I love...Leon...M-Magnus AHHHH I MUST PUNISH MYSELF WITH FLAGELLATION FOR EVEN THINKING THIS ABOMINATION

It really kind of does bum me out that a useful character who easy on the eyes had to die an emo death to make fangirls love him. Why can't we love him for what he was when he was alive, and not for the death nobody wanted...THERE I GO AGAIN JESUS SOMEONE STOP ME. FUCK.

So tired.

P.S. I find myself wanting to write fanfic about Rutee hugging Mary once in a very great while. Mary looks like an excellent person to hug. No, I'm not kidding. Hugging y/n?