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Upon learning recently of of a certain gigantic trauma Dean on Supernatural suffered, I was left with no choice to invent a "happy place" for myself. What is currently my country estate will, someday, be devoted to tired but stable and hotttt old hunters who would like to retire in safety. It will be called the Hunter Habitat. We have gorgeous trees, fresh air, a river with fish and room for skinny-dipping, and even ruffed grouse.

(10:13:58 PM) Me: It's 10 PM?!
(10:14:00 PM) Me: Good lord
(10:14:03 PM) Me: I lost track of time
(10:14:16 PM) Awesome Fangirl Friend: Yes that happens when I don't get off work until 9. T__T
(10:14:26 PM) Friend: And I have to get up at 7am ish tomorrow
(10:20:10 PM) Friend: Tell me a stoooooooory
(10:22:40 PM) Me: ummm
(10:22:53 PM) Me: Dean and Sam retired
(10:22:56 PM) Me: They were 30
(10:22:58 PM) Me: They were still hot
(10:23:11 PM) Me: They got a nice house in thr country where nobody would bother them
(10:23:27 PM) Me: On the property of the most wonderful person in the world
(10:23:47 PM) Me: They sat around and listened to birds sing all the time
(10:23:51 PM) Me: And they went skinny dipping
(10:23:56 PM) Me: The mountain air was really nice
(10:24:03 PM) Me: Dean didn't have to worry about which tree he peed on
(10:24:28 PM) Me: Castiel came over sometimes for coffee
(10:24:45 PM) Friend: *sits with chin in hands and big dopey grin on face*
(10:25:12 PM) Me: They had a garden
(10:25:25 PM) Me: They worked in it without their shirts on
(10:25:36 PM) Me: They had carrots and bunnies and onions
(10:25:51 PM) Me: And sometimes they bought pot from the local kids who have lots of and lots of pot because it's totally a stoner town
(10:26:17 PM) Me: And they got sweaty in the garden...and
(10:26:23 PM) Me: And they read library books
(10:26:26 PM) Me: And paid their taxes.
(10:27:06 PM) Me: Eventually they got bored and went out to kill some monsters
(10:27:15 PM) Me: But they came back just fine
(10:27:34 PM) Me: They continued on-and-off killing ghosts of Mormons and things that once lived on their property
(10:27:41 PM) Me: And the ghost of my dog helped them

In order for my plan to work I think I'm going to need a not-entirely-human husband to protect me and any wildlife heh heh