Me: Jensen Ackles got engaged to his girlfriend.
Mom: Oh nooooooooooooo!!! How are we gonna marry him now?!!
Me: lawl (My mom said it, not me! My mom! And I can't deny that I feel it a little!)
Mom: So who is she?
Me: She's an actress. I saw her in [this tiny 10 minute clip with Jensen where he totally outshone her, though it's so short it must mean nothing and I'm just a mean bitch] and I thought she was terrible.
Mom: They're doomed.
THAT'S IT. TWO WORDS. IN LESS THAN A SECOND.
Well, it's fun to live with your own hivemind fangirl comm when she's your mother and she would rather gnaw off her own arm than abandon you over a fan issue.
Mom: Oh nooooooooooooo!!! How are we gonna marry him now?!!
Me: lawl (My mom said it, not me! My mom! And I can't deny that I feel it a little!)
Mom: So who is she?
Me: She's an actress. I saw her in [this tiny 10 minute clip with Jensen where he totally outshone her, though it's so short it must mean nothing and I'm just a mean bitch] and I thought she was terrible.
Mom: They're doomed.
THAT'S IT. TWO WORDS. IN LESS THAN A SECOND.
Well, it's fun to live with your own hivemind fangirl comm when she's your mother and she would rather gnaw off her own arm than abandon you over a fan issue.