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(3:01:45 PM) Me: my father has a a black doctor's bag
(3:01:52 PM) Me: ...actually, it's brown and it's kind of long and thin
(3:01:56 PM) Me: but it looks like the right thing
(3:01:58 PM) Me: it smells like menthol
(3:02:05 PM) Me: he has labeled it:
(3:02:21 PM) Me: "ARCANA OF NECROMANCY, WIZARDRY, AND KARMAL RELESE" [sic]
(3:02:24 PM) Me: "TO: MANCAVE"
The people who bought the house are idiots. First it was the really imperious orders that we clean and improve the house in certain ways---say what? We're not employees? And now it's them barging in with 1 million professionals and consultants to take measurements and plan interior decorating a full week before the closing. They had our permission because we didn't think they would be holding a fucking convention, overdressed and ungrateful.
I reviewed my LJ and I think it's appalling that I basically post on Thursday to scream about my imaginary boyfriend. So, for a minute I'll talk about lip gloss. My mom said she would pay for half of whatever I bought in the name of lip gloss, so I bought oils, glycerin, vaseline, and extracts.
Sidetracking for giant rant: the essential oils and royal jelly were really trying because it meant visiting a lot of websites selling alternative medicine---maybe you know what I think about those---while I was PMSing, and seeing camu camu made into a super fruit powder with a bunch of acai...for what? For what? Can white people really not get vitamin C from lemons? This ended when I bought angelica archangelica extract at Whole Foods and discovered the little vial was 1 part plant to 6000 parts water and brandy. Dosage, as listed on the label: four drops four times a day. F-For what? For what ailment, for what severity? Why? I will never know.
I got my stuff together in Atelier Robin (the kitchen), mixed, and produced a huge amount of something that was not fit for human consumption (調合しっぱーい). But I still have some expensive oils so I can try again 8D To anybody who never wanted to know: you can melt vaseline on a double boiler, but it's terrible to wash off because it's mineral-based \o/
(3:01:52 PM) Me: ...actually, it's brown and it's kind of long and thin
(3:01:56 PM) Me: but it looks like the right thing
(3:01:58 PM) Me: it smells like menthol
(3:02:05 PM) Me: he has labeled it:
(3:02:21 PM) Me: "ARCANA OF NECROMANCY, WIZARDRY, AND KARMAL RELESE" [sic]
(3:02:24 PM) Me: "TO: MANCAVE"
The people who bought the house are idiots. First it was the really imperious orders that we clean and improve the house in certain ways---say what? We're not employees? And now it's them barging in with 1 million professionals and consultants to take measurements and plan interior decorating a full week before the closing. They had our permission because we didn't think they would be holding a fucking convention, overdressed and ungrateful.
I reviewed my LJ and I think it's appalling that I basically post on Thursday to scream about my imaginary boyfriend. So, for a minute I'll talk about lip gloss. My mom said she would pay for half of whatever I bought in the name of lip gloss, so I bought oils, glycerin, vaseline, and extracts.
Sidetracking for giant rant: the essential oils and royal jelly were really trying because it meant visiting a lot of websites selling alternative medicine---maybe you know what I think about those---while I was PMSing, and seeing camu camu made into a super fruit powder with a bunch of acai...for what? For what? Can white people really not get vitamin C from lemons? This ended when I bought angelica archangelica extract at Whole Foods and discovered the little vial was 1 part plant to 6000 parts water and brandy. Dosage, as listed on the label: four drops four times a day. F-For what? For what ailment, for what severity? Why? I will never know.
I got my stuff together in Atelier Robin (the kitchen), mixed, and produced a huge amount of something that was not fit for human consumption (調合しっぱーい). But I still have some expensive oils so I can try again 8D To anybody who never wanted to know: you can melt vaseline on a double boiler, but it's terrible to wash off because it's mineral-based \o/
