What's worse, "yoh-eye," or "yowie," as in "yowie-zowie?" I've never heard "yoh-eye," and "yowie" does actually sound like the way it should be pronounced, but...it's like every time someone says "yowie" the exquisite secrets of buttsex are grated away, just a little bit at a time, but always, again and again, into something simple and stupid. It pains my beautifully sensitive artiste heart.

I don't like people who yell "yaoi!" under any circumstances, especially as a command.