Here's a discovery

[cuddlefish]

In order for me to play and enjoy an RPG, there have to be at least three girls among the player characters. Two are permissible if they're cool and there aren't too many people in the party anyway, and I'll allow one if she's THE main character or her chest is small enough for me to WANT to be in her place.

Guys hitting on each other or having angst/rival-relationships with each other, in the party, will also change the rules, or allow for only one female character. One or more guys that I think are attractive also work, but it has to be more than one. In general, substituting creamy guys for girls still doesn't work as well as just putting in some girls.

We're talking about role-playing games here. If you thought I would pretend to be a boy because I'm a girl and I ACCEPT things better than guys, you're wrong. I don't like games where I have to be a boy or an ugly big-titted sex object, and I will make my preferences known with my purchases. So just in case the game developers wake up one day and go, hey, girls have money, too! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GAMES UNLESS YOU GIVE ME GIRLS. I want girls girls girls girls. I want to be a martial artist and a knight and a samurai and a super chef and a princess and a magician and an archer. And I want to be a girl.

Suppose, um. Theoretically. I downloaded a game on a p2p program. It's an .rar with two .cdi files. Suppose, theoretically, that I wanted to install this game, yes illegally, on my computer. How would I go about doing this? Theoretically.

And now we're going to have pictures.

First, Norma in school uniform w/ middy blouse and pom-poms. (Because the rest is arguably porn and that goes under an LJ-cut.)

Reasons for this abomination:

1. Her spells

2. The pom-pom motif on her outfit in the game (or, okay, BUBBLES, but they could be pom-poms, too!).

3. Baton throwing and spinning and stuff.

4. Middy blouse armor.

5. Spoilers for her character quest.


These are all drawn (again) for sky_dark's really huge RoyEd fanfic, so if you read that you will get more of a kick out of these. I think they might be fun on their own this time.


Ed loves the pillow but I didn't paint it in, haha oops. I really, really should now that I think about it. There are opportunities wasted here. EDIT: I changed it. I like it better now.
Roy should be in there somewhere. It looks a LITTLE creepy without him.


何じゃこりゃ。 I messed it up. It looks like blood. Another reason for me to go to art school! I need to take the class where they teach you how to make realistic come stains! (There's a class like that, right?)


HAHAHA SHUT UP. Fucking BED. Fucking CENSOR.

I don't really like any of these because I'm kind of in shame mode right now. Also, in "I can't stand to look at them anymore they're done but they look bad" mode.

EDIT: Holy shit you guys are fast. XD

EDIT: Crazy fantasies: would I be "selling out" or generally wasting my time if I sent a resume of some kind to A.D.V.? Assuming they'd even hire me, which I'm kind of wondering about without the college.

Shutting up now. (I should be asleep...)