Just to show that I can be a curmudgeon, too

[cuddlefish]

I'd just like to note, before I forget, that in the microcosm of the FFVII section of gamefaqs.com, when you make a guide about one specific little thing about the game, but not a walkthrough, it's called a "mechanics" guide. A "party mechanics" guide. A "date mechanics" guide. A "Don Corneo mechanics" guide. "Limit break mechanics."

For fuck's sake, you guys! What does that mean?!

I still have heartburn. And I had curry for dinner. Hhhuurrgh.