cuddlefish

I asked the doctor if I would have general anaesthesia and he said, "Oh, yeah, you're going to sleep for this." Then they made me sign a form that says something like "we might have to open your mouth so much the edge will bruise and crack and you'll look like an abuse victim", which also scares me pretty good...

I've been told dairy is also bad on the first day because of throwing up from anaethesia, but now that means NO CHEESECAKE. On the first day. Le sigh.