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cuddlefish) wrote2006-03-25 05:59 pm
cuddlefish) wrote2006-03-25 05:59 pm
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I just have to express my exasperation with this show. This IS exasperation by the way, mixed with a little "AWWW." As such, I'm going to be very immature now.
To give a little background, Nanoha has saved Fate from a horribly abusive situation, and the world is no longer in danger of being sucked into some kind of dimensional screw-up. Now Fate, who has to be put on trial (she will without a doubt be found not guilty) for helping her mother, is going to leave for, uh, another dimension, I guess. This is the goodbye scene.
Blushing and smiling with satisfaction.
And then they kiss?
Fate: *stares soulfully at Nanoha's chest*
(゜△゜)
Fate: To your confession of LOVE.
Fate says she would be happy totouch Nanoha's special places be friends, but she doesn't know how. Nanoha has a suggestion.
SAY MAH NAME! >:O
Uh-oh.
Do I even have to explain? *remixes a recording of these lines to sound like Nanoha and Fate are having lolita sexx0rs*
Nanoha bursts into tears.
Awww. Of course, I cried, too. STUPID WOMAN.
Fate: Don't cry, my little dewdrop.
:<
"I'll MAKE you call my name."
And then they kiss?
Nanoha: Yum, Fate's cleavage smells so guuuuud...
AND THEN THEY KISS?
Nanoha lets down her hair.
And so does Fate.
They've seen each other with their hair down! That's almost like being naked. ...isn't it?
AND THEN THEY KISS?!?!
BZZT WRONG~
Instead they trade ribbons, like trading ties or shirts or getting the second button of your boyfriend's school uniform (古!!!!) Or like waking up in your partner's giaaaaaant shirt.
My parents are watching that movie about the woman who works in a mine and experiences every pain known to humanity because men are evil. So I'm putting on earphones and turning up the music all the way, all *I* need to hear is whether it has a happy end or not.
To give a little background, Nanoha has saved Fate from a horribly abusive situation, and the world is no longer in danger of being sucked into some kind of dimensional screw-up. Now Fate, who has to be put on trial (she will without a doubt be found not guilty) for helping her mother, is going to leave for, uh, another dimension, I guess. This is the goodbye scene.
Blushing and smiling with satisfaction.
And then they kiss?
Fate: *stares soulfully at Nanoha's chest*
(゜△゜)
Fate: To your confession of LOVE.
Fate says she would be happy to
SAY MAH NAME! >:O
Uh-oh.
Do I even have to explain? *remixes a recording of these lines to sound like Nanoha and Fate are having lolita sexx0rs*
Nanoha bursts into tears.
Awww. Of course, I cried, too. STUPID WOMAN.
Fate: Don't cry, my little dewdrop.
:<
"I'll MAKE you call my name."
And then they kiss?
Nanoha: Yum, Fate's cleavage smells so guuuuud...
AND THEN THEY KISS?
Nanoha lets down her hair.
And so does Fate.
They've seen each other with their hair down! That's almost like being naked. ...isn't it?
AND THEN THEY KISS?!?!
BZZT WRONG~
Instead they trade ribbons, like trading ties or shirts or getting the second button of your boyfriend's school uniform (古!!!!) Or like waking up in your partner's giaaaaaant shirt.
My parents are watching that movie about the woman who works in a mine and experiences every pain known to humanity because men are evil. So I'm putting on earphones and turning up the music all the way, all *I* need to hear is whether it has a happy end or not.