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Dad: *brings home three huge bags of candy from the wholesale club for Halloween*
Robin and Mom: *discover them*
Mom: Ooh, Almond Joy. [Who likes Almond Joy, anyway? Isn't she a freak? What a freak.]
Robin: Well, uh, I'm just going to take out and hoard all the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups right now to get it overwith, all right?
Mom: NO! You can have one or two at a time, but no taking them all and...planning on eating them! No!
Robin: >:| *turns away* Then I'll just do it when you're not looking >:E
Seriously, mom. I'm 23. If you wanted to teach me healthy peanut-butter cup eating habits, the time has passed. If you wanted to control my consumption of candy (incidentally way less than yours), THE TIME HAS PASSED.
Fuck it, man. I'M PLAYING L2. I hardly trust these people, but 500x is hard to argue with :|
Robin and Mom: *discover them*
Mom: Ooh, Almond Joy. [Who likes Almond Joy, anyway? Isn't she a freak? What a freak.]
Robin: Well, uh, I'm just going to take out and hoard all the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups right now to get it overwith, all right?
Mom: NO! You can have one or two at a time, but no taking them all and...planning on eating them! No!
Robin: >:| *turns away* Then I'll just do it when you're not looking >:E
Seriously, mom. I'm 23. If you wanted to teach me healthy peanut-butter cup eating habits, the time has passed. If you wanted to control my consumption of candy (incidentally way less than yours), THE TIME HAS PASSED.
Fuck it, man. I'M PLAYING L2. I hardly trust these people, but 500x is hard to argue with :|
