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[cuddlefish]

You come back after like 2 weeks to post an AIM conversation? Robin, you COW!!!


(11:32:04 PM) Me: Winry does Ed's automail more or less pro bono
(1/16/2009 1:20:32 AM) Her: ...
(1:20:40 AM) Her: I totally read that as "pro boner" and went WHAT.
(1:21:07 AM) Me: LOL
(1:21:15 AM) Me: I know you hate this but MAYBE THAT'S IT
(1:25:23 AM) Her: PFFT
(1:25:54 AM) Me: I... don't think Winry would degrade her automail by making Ed pay for it in that manner.
(1:28:07 AM) Me: She wouldn't be like, I want to fuck Ed so I'll make him think that's why I make his automail
(1:28:30 AM) Her: Nah. I think Winry'd be more direct about it.
(1:30:00 AM) Me: true
(1:38:59 AM) Her: Or she would just tie Ed down and have her way with him.
(1:39:20 AM) Her: Which you can tell the fushion!Elric has taken over a large portion of my brain because he just got a biiiiig dopey grin on his face.
(1:40:47 AM) Me: bahahahahaha
(1:40:55 AM) Me: He likes that?
(1:41:09 AM) Me: Winry tying him down and jumping on him?
(1:41:31 AM) Her: fushion!Ed? Yes.
(1:41:38 AM) Her: Although regular series Winry is, uh, pedobait.
(1:41:48 AM) Her: Jaaaailbait.
(1:42:19 AM) Her: And now regular Ed is staring at fushion!Ed and is like STOP THINKING OF WINRY LIKE THAT YOU PERV and fushion!Ed is like "man, I didn't start this conversation, this is your damn fault!"
(1:42:24 AM) Her: Countdown until blows are exchanged:
(1:44:29 AM) Me: hahahaha
(1:44:41 AM) Me: Yeeaaay
(1:47:45 AM) Her: Ed: I thought you were gay, anyway.
Fushion!Ed: WHAT?!
Ed: Aren't you sleeping with that weird version of Mustang?
Fushion!Ed: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THA-
Fushion!Al: What.
Fushion!Ed: HAHAHA HE'S MAKING SHIT UP AREN'T YOU YOU LITTLE RASCAL
Ed: Who the fuck are you calling little you fucking homo?
Fushion!Ed: YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH A GUY TOO.
Ed: So?
Fushion!Al: ...do I want to know what is going on here?
Kenshin: ... -___-; No.
Fushion!Ed: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.
Ed: I WANNA SEE YOU TRY I'LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR BALLS FOR BREAKFAST.
(1:49:33 AM) Me: little rascal
(1:49:39 AM) Me: HAHA HOMO
(1:49:48 AM) Me: Ahhhhhhh
(1:51:48 AM) Her: Al kinda reasonably suspects but Ed doesn't uh really tell him what's what for a while
(1:53:22 AM) Me: Does Al really care that much
(1:53:30 AM) Me: Maybe he should rebel to piss of Ed
(1:53:33 AM) Me: Fuck someone else
(1:56:43 AM) Her: Al doesn't care so much. He's more upset that Ed won't tell him about it
(1:56:54 AM) Her: Al needs to get fuckin' laid
(1:56:58 AM) Her: Poor guy
(1:57:22 AM) Me: ...:(
(1:57:40 AM) Me: "rascal" and "homo"
(1:57:55 AM) Me: I love namecalling
(2:02:46 AM) Her: Elrics trashtalk
(2:02:48 AM) Her: A lot
(2:04:21 AM) Me: It's great
(2:04:51 AM) Me: Al should run away with Kens...
(2:05:04 AM) Me: AHH ED WILL HIT ME
(2:08:47 AM) Her: ...
(2:08:54 AM) Her: Ed will hit you, I'll die under the dek from laughter
(2:08:57 AM) Her: *desk
(2:11:33 AM) Me: *runs*
(2:12:02 AM) Her: I love how Al and Kenshin just gave each other this Look, and turned away.
(2:13:57 AM) Me: gee
(2:14:04 AM) Me: You'll make Ed have sex with anybody
(2:14:07 AM) Me: But not them
(2:14:34 AM) Her: Well, yes. Ed is my fandom bicycle.
(2:14:43 AM) Her: So is my Kenshin muse, a bit. Not nearly as much, but still slightly.
(2:17:07 AM) Her: Okay I'm ging to go pass out
(2:17:10 AM) Her: evil sleepytimez
(2:17:39 AM) Me: bicycle BBBBFFFF
(2:17:45 AM) Me: More like bus
(2:17:47 AM) Me: good night
(2:17:59 AM) Me: Well
(2:18:03 AM) Me: He is kind of small
(2:18:10 AM) Me: But he has all that machinery
(2:18:12 AM) Me: Underneath
(2:18:14 AM) Me: Go to bed now
(2:18:17 AM) Her: Stop while you're ahead.
(2:18:26 AM) Me: Take your muses where they can't bother me
(2:18:29 AM) Me: I'm very busy
(2:18:44 AM) Her: I wonder if a moogle is white meat or dark meat.
(2:18:50 AM) Me: Dark meat
(2:18:56 AM) Me: Except in the titties?
(2:18:59 AM) Her: PFT
(2:19:09 AM) Me: BREAST MEAT IS WHITE
(2:19:50 AM) Her: Mmmm meat
(2:19:51 AM) Her: I'm hungry.
(2:19:54 AM) Her: I SHOULD SLEEP
(2:20:27 AM) Me: yes you should
(2:20:29 AM) Her : "If I die," Kenshin said, pointing at Ed. "I'm haunting your ass, I just want you to know." [Long away message snip snip]
(2:20:49 AM) Me: haunting Ed's ass
(2:21:01 AM) Her: DON'T EVEN GO THERE
(2:21:02 AM) Me: Does that mean that whenever Ed lets someone bang him
(2:21:08 AM) Her: I'm SO SICK OF THE HAUNTED VAGINA THING
(2:21:08 AM) Me: Kenshin pokes his face out and
(2:21:11 AM) Her: LK;FJASDF
(2:21:12 AM) Me: LMAO
(2:21:18 AM) Her: I AM JUST GOING TO BED
(2:21:22 AM) Me: LMAO
(2:21:24 AM) Me: BAHAHAHA
(2:21:25 AM) Her: AND THANK YOU FOR THAT TRAUMATIZING MENTAL IMAGE
(2:21:31 AM) Me: LAAAAAAAWL
(2:21:32 AM) Me: NITE
(2:21:33 AM) Her: FUCK
(2:21:35 AM) Her: AAAAAUGH
(2:21:39 AM) Me: <3333333333
(2:21:42 AM) Her: *grumbles off to bed*
(2:21:46 AM) Me: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

I'm avoiding LJ because I feel like every time I mention Ragnarok Online in here I stop playing it. D'OH