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cuddlefish) wrote2009-04-27 08:46 pm
cuddlefish) wrote2009-04-27 08:46 pm
A month of drawing in review
This is all in a separate entry because tl;dr repost is technically repost. Cut because some of it is NWS or gay or whatever. Also, I am SUPER EMBARRASSED about some of it. Certain friends ranted and raved and claimed to hate me, but they could be lying.
We'll just go in chronological order as much as I can manage. そー、れぇっつごーう。
As a way of offsetting what I perceive to be too much depressing stuff in canon, I decided that Sam and Dean frankly don't have enough run-ins with benign spirits or whatever. If Sakura can get dragged into dancing with The Flower, then Winchesters can do it too, right? >3> Original entry reproduced from somewhere else:
"Dean and Sam hear about a disturbance at a wedding in the next town! The very "bridezillas" bride refuses to go on because there's a weird ghost thing. They go and discover an elemental/seasonal/pleasant spirit that was tempted out by all the wedding celebrations and JUST WANTS TO DANCE."
"FIRST IT GRABS SAM. Dean watches, incredulous, and tries to hide his pride for his little brother being able to dance by heckling him. Sam retaliates by dancing it over to Dean and then spinning it so it notices and grabs Dean instead :>"
"Sam, not in the picture: LOLOLOLOLOLOL. A beating is in Sam's future."
"Dean tries to think of an old-fashioned dance or something it might know, or at least get it talking (it doesn't speak). JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WOULD BE LESS EMBARRASSING."
"The spirit was sooooo satisfied with dancing with the Winchester brothers that it settled for causing a sudden wind during the ceremony to make any nearby flower petals float in the air :> The brothers went to another town to kill zombies in a very :DDDDD mood, at least for a little while."
THE END
But I wasn't satisfied in making semi-Sues yet, not after Dean rebuilt Impala by himself, not when the Japanese Tsuru no Ongaeshi legend exists, not when I have harem anime inspiring me! Not when I want to see a loli glomping Dean a lot.
This is the only rendition I can currently find of Impala in "cute human girl" form. (There's another, younger one I drew somewhere.) Um, basically, the Impala turns into a girl and chases Dean around a lot. Hijinks ensue, especially when the Winchesters go to look for their weapons and realize the car girl has them! Junk in her trunk! I'm assuming that Dean and Sam have to mind her for a day or so while she climbs all over them, and demands motor oil sundaes.
Impala in Dean or Sam's giant shirt.
Impala: THERE'S NO TV IN THE PARKING LOT YOU GIGANTIC ASSHOLE
Dean: THERE'S NO BED WITHOUT A GROWN MAN IN THIS ROOM YOU LITTLE TYRANT
Sam: Would you like it if Dean and I slept in the same be
Dean: You're too big, you hog the bed!
Sam: ...
Impala: *screams stomps foot* I WANT TO SLEEP WITH MY DRIVERS
Dean: *attempts to pick up Impala and throw her out bodily*
Impala: *bites*
Sam: Impala! Here, look, we'll make a bed on the floor for you.
At this point I have decided that Dean passed out, exhausted, and she got into his bed to watch TV and cuddle her driver.
Other friend: And that's when she... uh... matured?
Me: Sometime during the night when she stopped paying attention to staying in loli form? It could have even happened while she was awake if it was a really good episode of Fresh Prince.
(2:01:47 AM) Me: At least she doesn't turn into a loli on the highway
(2:02:24 AM) Me: Or, like, when the car is moving
(2:02:39 AM) Me: Maybe if they were coming up a driveway and the residence had a forcefield
(2:03:15 AM) Me: Maybe if they were on the highway Castiel would be there and help them
(2:03:33 AM) Friend: I think that Cas might point and laugh.
(2:03:38 AM) Me: oh dear
(2:03:42 AM) Friend: Well, probably not.
(2:03:45 AM) Friend: I know *I* would.
(2:04:05 AM) Me: Well, if they hit something that turned their car into a loli and they all went flying on the highway and Castiel was there, I mean
(2:04:13 AM) Me: AT LEAST SAVE THEM FROM ROAD RASH
(2:05:01 AM) Me: Impala comes running over to Dean sobbing I'M SORRY OH MY GOD THE BAD THING GOT ME BAAAAAW SOB I'M SORRYYYYYY
(2:05:19 AM) Friend: Oh my god that would be so cute
(2:05:28 AM) Me: She would also hug
(2:05:31 AM) Friend: Yes
(2:05:47 AM) Me: Before anyone else gets up she runs over to Dean
(2:06:12 AM) Me: And Dean is like, Impala, calm DOWN
(2:06:26 AM) Me: Impala: BLUBBER SOB into Dean's shirt
(10:34:58 AM) Me: Dean has to park Impala while he goes and kills something
(10:35:32 AM) Me: Impala: :< You don't need help or anything? Are you sure?
(10:35:45 AM) Me: Dean: Be a good car.
(10:36:45 AM) Me: Impala: YES SIR I WILL BE A VERY GOOD CAR. Good luck. Come back soon!
(10:36:50 AM) Me: Sam: *shaking head*
(10:39:39 AM) Friend: XD
(10:39:57 AM) Friend: OMG that's awesome
(10:40:16 AM) Friend: Although I imagine after a while she will get bored and wander after them
(10:41:09 AM) Friend: MAYBE ONE TIME WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE AFTER WOULD BE HUMAN AND SHE'D JUST SIT ON HIM UNTIL THEY CAUGHT UP and the guy would be like OMG THIS CHICK WEIGHS A FREAKING TON and Dean would be like "you have no idea T_T"
(10:42:12 AM) Me: Yeah, Impala follows them in and they're getting beat up in a house and she hears them yelling
(10:42:17 AM) Me: So she just BREAKS DOWN THE WALL
(10:42:36 AM) Me: Impala: OMG GUYS ARE YOU OKAY?!!!! ;_;
(10:42:44 AM) Me: Impala: *runs over zombie* RRRRRRRRRRRRRARRR!!!
(1:58:02 AM) Friend: I just
(1:58:13 AM) Me: Snort snort snort
(1:58:14 AM) Friend: I AM NOT WRITING FIC INVOLVING DEAN SLEEPING WITH HIS CAR IN THAT SENSE NO NOT NOW NOT EVER
(1:58:27 AM) Me: Never?
(1:58:32 AM) Me: *stricken* :< Never?
(1:58:40 AM) Me: But you like it.
(1:58:46 AM) Friend: ;asdklfjasdf
(1:58:50 AM) Me: And he likes car
(1:58:59 AM) Friend: He would probably need therapy
(1:59:01 AM) Me: He doesn't really have to have sex with her
(1:59:15 AM) Friend: If he actually slept with her - it - her.
(1:59:21 AM) Me: It could be some hysterical thing where she falls asleep on him and then she decides she's done so she's a car next day
(1:59:41 AM) Me: And her show of gratitude was making Dean take care of a loli instead of hunting for a day
(2:00:06 AM) Friend: But on the other hand, Sam after the fact.
(2:00:23 AM) Friend: Sam: You had SEX with the CAR?
Dean: I DIDN'T KNOW.
Sam: WE'RE SITTING IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW OH GOD EW
(2:01:07 AM) Friend: Dean: I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW
Sam: I could be sitting in OH FUCK I'M WALKING LET ME OUT LET ME OUT.
Impala: *locks doors*
Dean: *sigh* Now you've pissed her off.
Sam: Our lives are so fucked up.
(2:02:47 AM) Friend: Sam: So what happens when you piss her off, huh? She goes all Christine on us?
Dean: That's not gonna happen.
Sam: All I'm saying is when you have two tire treads down your back don't come crying to me.
Dean: She's more likely to run you over, you jackass.
(10:57:11 AM) Me: Dean should have dreams about that and be scared
(10:57:18 AM) Me: Dean wakes up from a dream
(10:57:32 AM) Me: Impala looks in from outside the window and goes :DDDD hay
(10:57:48 AM) Me: DEAN SHUTS THE CURTAINS UNCEREMONIOUSLY
(11:00:31 AM) Friend: HAHAHAHA AWESOME
(11:01:02 AM) Friend: Dean: *slinks off to the bathroom to take care of ... issues*
(11:02:20 AM) Me: LOL
(11:02:29 AM) Me: Leaving Sam to open the door when Impala demands to come in
(11:02:58 AM) Friend: Sam: Dean's in the bathroom.
Impala: OKAY! :-D :-D :-D
(11:03:05 AM) Friend: Dean: sd;kfjhasd;fkl *DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR*
(11:03:18 AM) Me: LMAO
(11:03:50 AM) Me: And so Impala learned that you're not supposed to join Dean in the bathroom
(11:04:50 AM) Friend: (Meanwhile Sam is laughing his ass off)
(11:04:55 AM) Me: lololol
(11:05:24 AM) Me: I'm imagining him doing stuff with his laptop and trying to ignore them
(11:07:12 AM) Friend: Impala: OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING CAN I HELP? :-D :-D :-D
Dean: SAM! GET HER OUT OF HERE!
Sam: *headphones on, staring intently at laptop screen and trying not to snicker*
(11:07:22 AM) Me: Laaaaaaaawl
(11:08:05 AM) Me: Dean: *kicks out Impala*
Impala: What are you doing? :DDD Huh huh
Dean: I'm TAKING a DUMP >:E
(10:43:07 AM) Me: When Impala has to push by someone or get Dean to move she says "beep beep"
Next we have some very very embarrassing things I drew more or less for other people, and they are not really linked by stories.
↑DEAN X CASTIEL
Some of these have stories to go with them, but they're not open to the public because, for instance, that one involves Enochian binding handcuffs and is not really finished. I was still so impressed that I had to draw some undignified humping for my friend.
WIP, Ed in a blindfold and...stuff...why would there ever be anything to explain about this? =_=
Ahhm, it's Castiel... I pretty much felt like the above 3 weren't good enough so I made this too, yup...
Deteriorating even more, I discussed with my friends how much I like it when Dean forgets and talks like a lolcat in fanfic, and loves cheeseburgers in canon. He practically is a cheeseburger. A juicy, delicious, cheeseburger man.
おまけ。
We'll just go in chronological order as much as I can manage. そー、れぇっつごーう。
As a way of offsetting what I perceive to be too much depressing stuff in canon, I decided that Sam and Dean frankly don't have enough run-ins with benign spirits or whatever. If Sakura can get dragged into dancing with The Flower, then Winchesters can do it too, right? >3> Original entry reproduced from somewhere else:
"Dean and Sam hear about a disturbance at a wedding in the next town! The very "bridezillas" bride refuses to go on because there's a weird ghost thing. They go and discover an elemental/seasonal/pleasant spirit that was tempted out by all the wedding celebrations and JUST WANTS TO DANCE."
"FIRST IT GRABS SAM. Dean watches, incredulous, and tries to hide his pride for his little brother being able to dance by heckling him. Sam retaliates by dancing it over to Dean and then spinning it so it notices and grabs Dean instead :>"
"Sam, not in the picture: LOLOLOLOLOLOL. A beating is in Sam's future."
"Dean tries to think of an old-fashioned dance or something it might know, or at least get it talking (it doesn't speak). JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WOULD BE LESS EMBARRASSING."
"The spirit was sooooo satisfied with dancing with the Winchester brothers that it settled for causing a sudden wind during the ceremony to make any nearby flower petals float in the air :> The brothers went to another town to kill zombies in a very :DDDDD mood, at least for a little while."
THE END
But I wasn't satisfied in making semi-Sues yet, not after Dean rebuilt Impala by himself, not when the Japanese Tsuru no Ongaeshi legend exists, not when I have harem anime inspiring me! Not when I want to see a loli glomping Dean a lot.
This is the only rendition I can currently find of Impala in "cute human girl" form. (There's another, younger one I drew somewhere.) Um, basically, the Impala turns into a girl and chases Dean around a lot. Hijinks ensue, especially when the Winchesters go to look for their weapons and realize the car girl has them! Junk in her trunk! I'm assuming that Dean and Sam have to mind her for a day or so while she climbs all over them, and demands motor oil sundaes.
Impala in Dean or Sam's giant shirt.
Impala: THERE'S NO TV IN THE PARKING LOT YOU GIGANTIC ASSHOLE
Dean: THERE'S NO BED WITHOUT A GROWN MAN IN THIS ROOM YOU LITTLE TYRANT
Sam: Would you like it if Dean and I slept in the same be
Dean: You're too big, you hog the bed!
Sam: ...
Impala: *screams stomps foot* I WANT TO SLEEP WITH MY DRIVERS
Dean: *attempts to pick up Impala and throw her out bodily*
Impala: *bites*
Sam: Impala! Here, look, we'll make a bed on the floor for you.
At this point I have decided that Dean passed out, exhausted, and she got into his bed to watch TV and cuddle her driver.
Other friend: And that's when she... uh... matured?
Me: Sometime during the night when she stopped paying attention to staying in loli form? It could have even happened while she was awake if it was a really good episode of Fresh Prince.
(2:01:47 AM) Me: At least she doesn't turn into a loli on the highway
(2:02:24 AM) Me: Or, like, when the car is moving
(2:02:39 AM) Me: Maybe if they were coming up a driveway and the residence had a forcefield
(2:03:15 AM) Me: Maybe if they were on the highway Castiel would be there and help them
(2:03:33 AM) Friend: I think that Cas might point and laugh.
(2:03:38 AM) Me: oh dear
(2:03:42 AM) Friend: Well, probably not.
(2:03:45 AM) Friend: I know *I* would.
(2:04:05 AM) Me: Well, if they hit something that turned their car into a loli and they all went flying on the highway and Castiel was there, I mean
(2:04:13 AM) Me: AT LEAST SAVE THEM FROM ROAD RASH
(2:05:01 AM) Me: Impala comes running over to Dean sobbing I'M SORRY OH MY GOD THE BAD THING GOT ME BAAAAAW SOB I'M SORRYYYYYY
(2:05:19 AM) Friend: Oh my god that would be so cute
(2:05:28 AM) Me: She would also hug
(2:05:31 AM) Friend: Yes
(2:05:47 AM) Me: Before anyone else gets up she runs over to Dean
(2:06:12 AM) Me: And Dean is like, Impala, calm DOWN
(2:06:26 AM) Me: Impala: BLUBBER SOB into Dean's shirt
(10:34:58 AM) Me: Dean has to park Impala while he goes and kills something
(10:35:32 AM) Me: Impala: :< You don't need help or anything? Are you sure?
(10:35:45 AM) Me: Dean: Be a good car.
(10:36:45 AM) Me: Impala: YES SIR I WILL BE A VERY GOOD CAR. Good luck. Come back soon!
(10:36:50 AM) Me: Sam: *shaking head*
(10:39:39 AM) Friend: XD
(10:39:57 AM) Friend: OMG that's awesome
(10:40:16 AM) Friend: Although I imagine after a while she will get bored and wander after them
(10:41:09 AM) Friend: MAYBE ONE TIME WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE AFTER WOULD BE HUMAN AND SHE'D JUST SIT ON HIM UNTIL THEY CAUGHT UP and the guy would be like OMG THIS CHICK WEIGHS A FREAKING TON and Dean would be like "you have no idea T_T"
(10:42:12 AM) Me: Yeah, Impala follows them in and they're getting beat up in a house and she hears them yelling
(10:42:17 AM) Me: So she just BREAKS DOWN THE WALL
(10:42:36 AM) Me: Impala: OMG GUYS ARE YOU OKAY?!!!! ;_;
(10:42:44 AM) Me: Impala: *runs over zombie* RRRRRRRRRRRRRARRR!!!
(1:58:02 AM) Friend: I just
(1:58:13 AM) Me: Snort snort snort
(1:58:14 AM) Friend: I AM NOT WRITING FIC INVOLVING DEAN SLEEPING WITH HIS CAR IN THAT SENSE NO NOT NOW NOT EVER
(1:58:27 AM) Me: Never?
(1:58:32 AM) Me: *stricken* :< Never?
(1:58:40 AM) Me: But you like it.
(1:58:46 AM) Friend: ;asdklfjasdf
(1:58:50 AM) Me: And he likes car
(1:58:59 AM) Friend: He would probably need therapy
(1:59:01 AM) Me: He doesn't really have to have sex with her
(1:59:15 AM) Friend: If he actually slept with her - it - her.
(1:59:21 AM) Me: It could be some hysterical thing where she falls asleep on him and then she decides she's done so she's a car next day
(1:59:41 AM) Me: And her show of gratitude was making Dean take care of a loli instead of hunting for a day
(2:00:06 AM) Friend: But on the other hand, Sam after the fact.
(2:00:23 AM) Friend: Sam: You had SEX with the CAR?
Dean: I DIDN'T KNOW.
Sam: WE'RE SITTING IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW OH GOD EW
(2:01:07 AM) Friend: Dean: I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW
Sam: I could be sitting in OH FUCK I'M WALKING LET ME OUT LET ME OUT.
Impala: *locks doors*
Dean: *sigh* Now you've pissed her off.
Sam: Our lives are so fucked up.
(2:02:47 AM) Friend: Sam: So what happens when you piss her off, huh? She goes all Christine on us?
Dean: That's not gonna happen.
Sam: All I'm saying is when you have two tire treads down your back don't come crying to me.
Dean: She's more likely to run you over, you jackass.
(10:57:11 AM) Me: Dean should have dreams about that and be scared
(10:57:18 AM) Me: Dean wakes up from a dream
(10:57:32 AM) Me: Impala looks in from outside the window and goes :DDDD hay
(10:57:48 AM) Me: DEAN SHUTS THE CURTAINS UNCEREMONIOUSLY
(11:00:31 AM) Friend: HAHAHAHA AWESOME
(11:01:02 AM) Friend: Dean: *slinks off to the bathroom to take care of ... issues*
(11:02:20 AM) Me: LOL
(11:02:29 AM) Me: Leaving Sam to open the door when Impala demands to come in
(11:02:58 AM) Friend: Sam: Dean's in the bathroom.
Impala: OKAY! :-D :-D :-D
(11:03:05 AM) Friend: Dean: sd;kfjhasd;fkl *DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR*
(11:03:18 AM) Me: LMAO
(11:03:50 AM) Me: And so Impala learned that you're not supposed to join Dean in the bathroom
(11:04:50 AM) Friend: (Meanwhile Sam is laughing his ass off)
(11:04:55 AM) Me: lololol
(11:05:24 AM) Me: I'm imagining him doing stuff with his laptop and trying to ignore them
(11:07:12 AM) Friend: Impala: OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING CAN I HELP? :-D :-D :-D
Dean: SAM! GET HER OUT OF HERE!
Sam: *headphones on, staring intently at laptop screen and trying not to snicker*
(11:07:22 AM) Me: Laaaaaaaawl
(11:08:05 AM) Me: Dean: *kicks out Impala*
Impala: What are you doing? :DDD Huh huh
Dean: I'm TAKING a DUMP >:E
(10:43:07 AM) Me: When Impala has to push by someone or get Dean to move she says "beep beep"
Next we have some very very embarrassing things I drew more or less for other people, and they are not really linked by stories.
↑DEAN X CASTIEL
Some of these have stories to go with them, but they're not open to the public because, for instance, that one involves Enochian binding handcuffs and is not really finished. I was still so impressed that I had to draw some undignified humping for my friend.
WIP, Ed in a blindfold and...stuff...why would there ever be anything to explain about this? =_=
Ahhm, it's Castiel... I pretty much felt like the above 3 weren't good enough so I made this too, yup...
Deteriorating even more, I discussed with my friends how much I like it when Dean forgets and talks like a lolcat in fanfic, and loves cheeseburgers in canon. He practically is a cheeseburger. A juicy, delicious, cheeseburger man.
おまけ。