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cuddlefish ([personal profile] cuddlefish) wrote2004-05-05 10:02 pm

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The OC season finale was...unsatisfying. Like, it wasn't even REALLY CRAZY THINGS START TO HAPPEN and then there's a cliffhanger. It was just straight-up, all the bad things that weren't supposed to happen happened and now it's going to be summer, bye. No sparks. Not even the BEGINNING of sparks. Just Marissa drinking and Seth sulking and Ryan, oh, Ryan was breaking up while he was talking a few times, you should have seen it---just that stupid girl being like OMG I DON'T WANT AN ABORTION I WANT TO HAVE DREAMS. God, stop, please. Sure, have a baby you can't support because you WANT it. How nice of you to think of the kid's future---oh, except the kid won't have any! Haha! Forgot! SO FUCKING SORRY!

I'm a little irate, but it's actually not her fault, it's because they had the AUDACITY. To PUT an ad for MILK on before the preview at the end. And it was AIMED. AT. TEENAGE. GIRLS.

AND IT SAID MILK WILL MAKE YOU LOSE. WEIGHT.

FUCKING FUCK SHIT HO. HOW WONDERFUL FOR YOUR GODDAMN DISGUSTING MORALITY DREAM DRINK. HOW DARE YOU SOIL MY TELEVISION AND OC HAPPY HOUR!!!!!! I mean, I stopped reading 8-Bit Theater like more than a YEAR ago and my third instinct (after hitting the desk or screaming, you've got to be stupid if you think I'm actually happy and confident enough to do first instincts) was HADOKEN RAR. Such unreasoning RAGE.

Or maybe it's rage that Ryan and Seth weren't snogging. Because they really looked like they were going to. Seth was really Upset and all talking about how Ryan was his first FRIEND there etc. etc. Excuse me, impure minds here to corrupt your friendship! Whee! Haha friendship my ASS. And Ryan gave him a PRESENT. It was just some maps. But presents is presents. OMG so cute. OMG.

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