Why

[cuddlefish]

BEE: *plops down next to Robin and gives her two photos to look at*

Robin: *looks at photos* ... ... *looks at Bee* ... *looks at photos again, then Bee again*

Robin: You're saying I like Roy because he has a big face.

Roy: *reaches over and picks up BEE*

BEE: HI ROY I'M BACK!!! :D *faceplants on Roy's jacket before falling back into his hands*

Roy: *ignoring BEE* That's right. *primly strokes BEE on the head like a hairless cat* Excellent work, my bombus subordinate.

Robin: ...when did you start carrying around my stuffed animals?

Roy: I'm just going to show it to Fullmetal. Edward?

Ed: What?

Roy: *holds out BEE*

BEE: ＞∇＜　HUG MEEE!

Ed: ...uh-huh. ... *looks up at Roy, grabs his collar, and pulls him down*

Roy: *happily lands on top of Ed and starts working on both of their clothes, tossing away BEE so he can concentrate*

BEE: WHEE! XD

Robin: *catches BEE as he comes flying her way, deposits him on the desk next to her, and goes back to the computer*

BEE: *decides to explore the unknown lands between the scanner's cover and bed*

The new entity known as TEH ROYED: *noises*

Robin: ... *gets distracted, and notices BEE wedged in the scanner with his legs sticking out* Hey, get away from that. *picks him up and sits him in her lap*

BEE: Okaaaaay~ :D *starts worrying at the space bar on the keyboard*

TEH ROYED: *more explicit noises*

Robin: *gets distracted again* ...≡＿≡ *looks at BEE, who has managed to press the space bar key, and is doing it over and over again now* ...creature...

あとがき （こんなもんにあとがきなんかつけるかっつーの
Ed: Why is Ed second in TEH ROYED?

Roy: Because ukes are second-class citizens.

Ed: ゜口゜

Roy: I bet you care about my political agenda NOW, don't you? *smirkity smirk-la*