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[cuddlefish]

I am going to kill my dog. I'm going to kill her GOOD. *sticks head under desk* You hear that, Mosey? KILL YOU GOOD.

Mosey: THUNDER IS SCARIER THAN YOU

Robin: Thunder can't fucking GET y

Mosey: BECAUSE IT IS VERY LOUD WHY DON'T YOU TURN IT OFF

Robin: I can't turn the fucking thunder off!!

Mosey: Yes you can! OMG if you can open the refrigerator than you can turn off the thunder!!!!

Robin: ...if I give you this taco, will you eat it go to sleep and stop shaking and panting and dripping drool everywhere?

Mosey: No. I might even choke on it. ...can I have it anyway?