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cuddlefish) wrote2004-06-22 11:04 am
cuddlefish) wrote2004-06-22 11:04 am
And on an unrelated topic
WHAT ARE YOUR M4D SK1LLZ?! What are you capable of that you are most proud? POST THEM IN YOUR JOURNAL!!
If you don't, Great Teacher Largo will get you. >.>
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jedera.
I can draw pictures that make people say "holy fuck monkeys!" I can hold my breath for a minute and a half! I speak Japanese at a middle-school level! I can make a yummy chiffon cake from scratch even though chiffon is actually really bad! I can write interesting things! I got to the "porpoise" level in the swimming classes at the YMCA when I was a kid! I can do a dance to "ame furi, otsukisan" with a parasol, in a kimono!
Look, have you ever WORN one of those? It takes three people to put it on you and it weighs 83 POUNDS. No, okay, just kidding, you actually need just one skilled person that can also be yourself, and it only weighs like 50 pounds. It's that obi. It's that gaddamn obi. Not to mention the entire experience is completely thankless if you have any kind of a chest. Oh, the humanity.
If you don't, Great Teacher Largo will get you. >.>
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jedera.I can draw pictures that make people say "holy fuck monkeys!" I can hold my breath for a minute and a half! I speak Japanese at a middle-school level! I can make a yummy chiffon cake from scratch even though chiffon is actually really bad! I can write interesting things! I got to the "porpoise" level in the swimming classes at the YMCA when I was a kid! I can do a dance to "ame furi, otsukisan" with a parasol, in a kimono!
Look, have you ever WORN one of those? It takes three people to put it on you and it weighs 83 POUNDS. No, okay, just kidding, you actually need just one skilled person that can also be yourself, and it only weighs like 50 pounds. It's that obi. It's that gaddamn obi. Not to mention the entire experience is completely thankless if you have any kind of a chest. Oh, the humanity.