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I had this dream that the elves, whatever that means, came out and took back all their ancestors living among humans, and killed any non-elves that were living with them. I think the idea was the whole thing was the normal, everyday, modern setting, except there were these little enclaves of pretty pretty elves here and there, and they went berserkers. For some reason I had to pretend to be "nonsentient" and move REALLY SLOW so one of them wouldn't kill me. And he turned around and he was like, what's that, a unicorn? Oh, okay *ignore* ...it was weird.
I turned out to be a half-elf, so they took me and my mom off to this...bigass academy place...and I was trying to convince her that I wanted to stay. She was allowed to stay, too. I think she was a half-elf, too, or she had a special deal or something. I do remember that I liked it there because there were cute guys there. Like, Alex from back when I was at private school, and this one redhead guy who gave me his phone number. YAY. The downside was that this kinda social worker-y bitch was checking to see if I was NOT an elf, and if I wasn't, I was going to die.
...it was weird. I think it comes from reading that Tales of Phantasia novel about Arche...or just reading any kind of Tales of Phantasia before bedtime. Dur hur hur. (I'm on the Klarth one now and it is weird. Like, confusing.)
Before I had a dream that this bird with two heads could read what people were feeling and tried to expand its territory from the neighbors' yard to ours. Actually, it did, and then it started sending these...kinda...slug-things in through our drains. It was extremely scary because, of course, it could tell what I was thinking, and the bird itself was creepy. It was big, and it had these black feathers, but maybe a little blue on the wings, and the heads weren't side-by-side, they were kind of on top of each other. Like, one was just a little further down its chest. And then it had these ASSISTANT birds (OMFG RPG), and one of them looked like the "king birds" in Terranigma. It turned out that the birds were under of the control of...Sephiroth, yes, that's him, standing on my back porch, get that sword away from the umbrella it's broken already, and he was also making Princess Garnet help him. ...ahahahaha. I'll stop now.
I turned out to be a half-elf, so they took me and my mom off to this...bigass academy place...and I was trying to convince her that I wanted to stay. She was allowed to stay, too. I think she was a half-elf, too, or she had a special deal or something. I do remember that I liked it there because there were cute guys there. Like, Alex from back when I was at private school, and this one redhead guy who gave me his phone number. YAY. The downside was that this kinda social worker-y bitch was checking to see if I was NOT an elf, and if I wasn't, I was going to die.
...it was weird. I think it comes from reading that Tales of Phantasia novel about Arche...or just reading any kind of Tales of Phantasia before bedtime. Dur hur hur. (I'm on the Klarth one now and it is weird. Like, confusing.)
Before I had a dream that this bird with two heads could read what people were feeling and tried to expand its territory from the neighbors' yard to ours. Actually, it did, and then it started sending these...kinda...slug-things in through our drains. It was extremely scary because, of course, it could tell what I was thinking, and the bird itself was creepy. It was big, and it had these black feathers, but maybe a little blue on the wings, and the heads weren't side-by-side, they were kind of on top of each other. Like, one was just a little further down its chest. And then it had these ASSISTANT birds (OMFG RPG), and one of them looked like the "king birds" in Terranigma. It turned out that the birds were under of the control of...Sephiroth, yes, that's him, standing on my back porch, get that sword away from the umbrella it's broken already, and he was also making Princess Garnet help him. ...ahahahaha. I'll stop now.
