In which I hate bleeding and say a lot of swear words and finally decide everyone is stupid

[cuddlefish]

Here's my opinion on the current state of affairs involving menstruation:

Women, ALL women, for the better part of their LIVES, for thousands of generations, have been bleeding, sad, and in pain regularly every month. (Or not every month, and not really EVERY SINGLE woman, but it's an overwhelming majority. And everybody has something that bothers them.) And it hasn't been fixed or changed or made to GO THE FUCK AWAY yet (yet).

This is fucking outrageous and I demand some fucking relief. RIGHT NOW. Also, LJ is being pokey. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK SHIT.

You wouldn't say I was swearing too much if I broke my ARM. (And don't be so insecure. I'm not demanding compensation for jillions of years of BULLSHIT. Though I should. Rar. EVERYBODY IS STUPID.)

Comments

[jenanoelle.livejournal.com]

*thinks* why does that sound familliar.. I think I've seen a commercial for something like that, but I have to wonder if it's just "the pill" with less pseudopills.. the pill's fine and dandy, if you can remember to take it, I suppose.. :P The only thing with that is that there are these horrible things that *can* happen.. you could grow facial fuzzies, or end up never able to have kids.. heck, you could prolly go through meno early or something.. the only thing it did for me is spread out the edgyness, so basically it was 25% of the normal hormonalness pretty much *all* month.. not a whole lot better..

I suppose it's back to disappearing for a few days a month and popping pills til someone thinks of something *genius*..

ah, there was also a shot.. depo provera (?), but apparently it has the same side effects of the pill.. although you've got *no* period.. just a *shudder* shot every 3 months.. *thinks* and there were implants too.. but that'd be yucky.. apparently you can actually feel them through your skin..

I don't think I'd handle diabetes well.

[themp.livejournal.com]

Shots are evil! The work of the devil!

(*goes comatose every time she sees a needle*)

[runan.livejournal.com]

I heartily agree. However, if I just had to get one shot and then never worry about getting my period EVER AGAIN, I would do it in a heartbeat.