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Tonight I learned a new song from my grandmother and her sister:

Mother - In - Law

My mother - in - law, she is dead,
Hum - de - de - de - de - de.
She got caught in a folding bed,
Hum - de - de - de - de - de.
Ever since my mother - in - law’s been dead,
People have come to me,
Wanting to buy that bed.
For they all have mother - in laws you see,
Oh, Hum - de - de - de - de - de.
Hum - de - de - de - de.
Hum - de - de - de - de - de.

I ate too much. X_x

The cousins are gone, so I'm not risking any surveillance to write this. They were TALL. I'm serious, I know I can't say this but THEY WERE SO TALL. My GOD. Mike is nice, Steve is funny, they both like Dungeons and Dragons. (Their dad is religious enough to ask for a blessing before we eat, but not religious enough to resist D&D. Good.)

I had to wake up much earlier than I am accustomed to, so I've been tired all day. I hope we go to the hotel soon because I'm sick of schmoozing in front of the computer hoping something fun will happen on it. T_T

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I know a few songs like that...

"There was an old woman who lived in the woods,
A-weeya-weeya-waaaya,
There was an old woman who lived in the woods,
Down by the riverside-aaah.

She had a bubby (baby), 6 months old,
A-weeya-weeya-waaaya,
She had a bubby, 6 months old,
Down by the riverside-aaah.

She had a penknife long and sharp,
A-weeya-weeya-waaaya,
She had a penkife long and sharp,
Down by te riverside-aaah.

She stuck the knife in the bubby's head,
A-weeya-weeya-waaaya,
The more she stuck it, the more it bled,
Down by the riverside-aaah."

Charming, huh? There's more, too, abut the woman getting hung, but I think you get the point...

Bleh.

I should show that song to my mother. She's such a mother-in-law to my sisters-in-law. She'd flip if she saw it.

Ahahaha.