I got up to write this down before I forget. That's all I got up for (until I remembered the rest of the world). I twisted it around because it makes sense like that.
I went to a special private school.
One of my friends was going to a hospital for some kind of surgery. She said she was going there to stay for a week ahead of the operation, just to be safe, and I totally called her a pussy (har har) but she went anyway. Well, I went with her, as did my parents. (At this point, she turned into my cousin.) We all sat around there for a long time waiting for her to get settled in. Some other people started coming in. They had been hurt in some kind of protest, and they were the protesters but for some reason, they were definitely the bad guys.
Then everybody there was killed. I was the only one left, and that was on purpose because I was kidnapped for evil. Nobody knew that I was gone because they thought I was dead, too, and my family was all gone. I didn't see it happening, but suddenly that everybody, including that cousin, was gone, and then I was staying at the hospital. I was really scared at this point and I kept waking myself up only to go right back to sleep, dammit.
After a bit, I got called somewhere, and it was with some other youths. We were going to be villains! Yay! ^^* Uh, the guy who was telling us what to do, he was really bad but hot (the usual, he was blonde, too), and he was the founder of that private school. (From way back when. Up there.) Apparently the whole school was made to find suitable candidates for the Plan of Evil and he picked six of us, including me. We got cool outfits that were apparently used by previous heroes. FUN. And yes, we were elemental. (According to Symphonia's six main elements. Yes, we were even in two teams of three.) I should have called him Captain Planet while I was dreaming. I always get away with that kind of crap. So? What's the Evil Plan of Evil Evil, you ask?
To use our magic powers to suck the body fat out of humans to make people extremely thin and kill them for ever having any fat on them!!!!!!!!!!112223
Yeah. Heh.
Recently I noticed my eyes look bigger and last night I noticed my legs are a little firmer. My Great Diet Plan is having an effect. Maybe this scared me a little. So I'm going to make that into drawing out peoples' souls to save the souls. (And then we would use them for evil. Heh heh.) Also, the private school? That came after, too. I knew I had been kidnapped by some huge organization before, once I woke up I just changed the story.
Right, so it was supposed to be extremely painful "the first few times" we, uh, drew out peoples' souls. Headaches. But I knew that the more we did it, the more we would all just go completely batshit crazy. AND, I was afraid they were going to torture us or lock us away if we screwed up. (I seem to remember some young heroes standing up to stop us, so failure was a real possibility.) This struck me as a scary position to be in, so again I kept waking myself up (and going back to sleep). I never actually got anything done, but apparently I wasn't expected to be overly productive in that department, anyway. I was the supportcharacter person, and it was my job to take care of my other teammates. Rather than actually steal peoples' souls and kick ass. Thank god.
After that. Uh, well, I went back to school. And I was all evil this time, so I was really worried about what I was going to wear. (I had, like, NOTHING.) Mom was still alive somehow and she tried to let me drive, but I kept screwing up the pedals so she took over. Heh.
THE END. (I started waking up for real this time.)
This is a post about Scar and I'm pimping it here because it really made me happy. And I love Scar, man. (Who wouldn't after this post, but I mean I loved him even before that. AHA.)
I went to a special private school.
One of my friends was going to a hospital for some kind of surgery. She said she was going there to stay for a week ahead of the operation, just to be safe, and I totally called her a pussy (har har) but she went anyway. Well, I went with her, as did my parents. (At this point, she turned into my cousin.) We all sat around there for a long time waiting for her to get settled in. Some other people started coming in. They had been hurt in some kind of protest, and they were the protesters but for some reason, they were definitely the bad guys.
Then everybody there was killed. I was the only one left, and that was on purpose because I was kidnapped for evil. Nobody knew that I was gone because they thought I was dead, too, and my family was all gone. I didn't see it happening, but suddenly that everybody, including that cousin, was gone, and then I was staying at the hospital. I was really scared at this point and I kept waking myself up only to go right back to sleep, dammit.
After a bit, I got called somewhere, and it was with some other youths. We were going to be villains! Yay! ^^* Uh, the guy who was telling us what to do, he was really bad but hot (the usual, he was blonde, too), and he was the founder of that private school. (From way back when. Up there.) Apparently the whole school was made to find suitable candidates for the Plan of Evil and he picked six of us, including me. We got cool outfits that were apparently used by previous heroes. FUN. And yes, we were elemental. (According to Symphonia's six main elements. Yes, we were even in two teams of three.) I should have called him Captain Planet while I was dreaming. I always get away with that kind of crap. So? What's the Evil Plan of Evil Evil, you ask?
To use our magic powers to suck the body fat out of humans to make people extremely thin and kill them for ever having any fat on them!!!!!!!!!!112223
Yeah. Heh.
Recently I noticed my eyes look bigger and last night I noticed my legs are a little firmer. My Great Diet Plan is having an effect. Maybe this scared me a little. So I'm going to make that into drawing out peoples' souls to save the souls. (And then we would use them for evil. Heh heh.) Also, the private school? That came after, too. I knew I had been kidnapped by some huge organization before, once I woke up I just changed the story.
Right, so it was supposed to be extremely painful "the first few times" we, uh, drew out peoples' souls. Headaches. But I knew that the more we did it, the more we would all just go completely batshit crazy. AND, I was afraid they were going to torture us or lock us away if we screwed up. (I seem to remember some young heroes standing up to stop us, so failure was a real possibility.) This struck me as a scary position to be in, so again I kept waking myself up (and going back to sleep). I never actually got anything done, but apparently I wasn't expected to be overly productive in that department, anyway. I was the support
After that. Uh, well, I went back to school. And I was all evil this time, so I was really worried about what I was going to wear. (I had, like, NOTHING.) Mom was still alive somehow and she tried to let me drive, but I kept screwing up the pedals so she took over. Heh.
THE END. (I started waking up for real this time.)
This is a post about Scar and I'm pimping it here because it really made me happy. And I love Scar, man. (Who wouldn't after this post, but I mean I loved him even before that. AHA.)
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