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Sometimes I wonder how long it's going to take before someone tells me to cheer up because I still have both arms and legs and a mom that I didn't try to revive and turn into a disgusting squishy chimera thing. People using starving, traumatized, shivering children as an excuse to call me lazy make me want to do more than run away, they make me want to run them over with a tractor. I am a pessimist.
I am having an EPIC bad mood, my first in a few days, as a matter of fact. Ohhh yes.
Every single one of my current options for coloring pictures PISSES ME OFF. Somebody, anybody who knows how these pictures are colored, get the fuck back to me and tell me. Painter and WHAT SEKRIT TECHNIQUE? NOW. NOW NOW NOW FUCKING DAMMIT.
And NOW I have to actually get on here and be like, GOLLY GOSH HOW DO YOU DO THOSE GREAT PICTURES, no it was not in the "about" section, no I didn't want to read through the diary, and NO I am NOT ASKING THE FUCKING SITE AUTHOR, UP YOURS, I HAVE NOT BROKEN ANY LAWS BY DECIDING THERE'S TOO MUCH THAT COULD GO WRONG WITH THAT WHOLE IDEA.
YES, I AM A MOTHERFUCKING HACK, I CANNOT ACCEPT MY OWN ART STYLE, PROBABLY BECAUSE THE BEST WAY TO MAKE YOUR THINGS LOOK GOOD IS COPY SOMEONE ELSE?! HELLLOOOOO!? SORRY I DIDN'T WANK THE ARTIST IN QUESTION BECAUSE I SUCK! SO SORRY!
And my mother is putting vinegar on her toes, in the same room as me, even though we live in a NICE BIG HOUSE WITH OTHER ROOMS, because of some fucking fungus she has on them, because she heard some stupid bullshit old wives' tale that if she does that every day for six months---SIX MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS GOD WHY---the fungus will go away.
It smells like VINEGAR in this room. I could just fucking cry.
*deep breath, sigh, goes down to get some butter pecan ice cream*
...if my stupid video-game reactions were any slower, I would be back up here complaining about a package of frozen corn jumping out of the freezer attacking my foot. Why do I have to be so damn COMICAL?
I am having an EPIC bad mood, my first in a few days, as a matter of fact. Ohhh yes.
Every single one of my current options for coloring pictures PISSES ME OFF. Somebody, anybody who knows how these pictures are colored, get the fuck back to me and tell me. Painter and WHAT SEKRIT TECHNIQUE? NOW. NOW NOW NOW FUCKING DAMMIT.
And NOW I have to actually get on here and be like, GOLLY GOSH HOW DO YOU DO THOSE GREAT PICTURES, no it was not in the "about" section, no I didn't want to read through the diary, and NO I am NOT ASKING THE FUCKING SITE AUTHOR, UP YOURS, I HAVE NOT BROKEN ANY LAWS BY DECIDING THERE'S TOO MUCH THAT COULD GO WRONG WITH THAT WHOLE IDEA.
YES, I AM A MOTHERFUCKING HACK, I CANNOT ACCEPT MY OWN ART STYLE, PROBABLY BECAUSE THE BEST WAY TO MAKE YOUR THINGS LOOK GOOD IS COPY SOMEONE ELSE?! HELLLOOOOO!? SORRY I DIDN'T WANK THE ARTIST IN QUESTION BECAUSE I SUCK! SO SORRY!
And my mother is putting vinegar on her toes, in the same room as me, even though we live in a NICE BIG HOUSE WITH OTHER ROOMS, because of some fucking fungus she has on them, because she heard some stupid bullshit old wives' tale that if she does that every day for six months---SIX MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS GOD WHY---the fungus will go away.
It smells like VINEGAR in this room. I could just fucking cry.
*deep breath, sigh, goes down to get some butter pecan ice cream*
...if my stupid video-game reactions were any slower, I would be back up here complaining about a package of frozen corn jumping out of the freezer attacking my foot. Why do I have to be so damn COMICAL?
