AU Ed and Roy

[cuddlefish]

So. Here is the picture that's got me so DISTRESSED. This time around, I'm not annoyed because I think it stinks, I'm annoyed because I really like it, and I have a picture in my head of what I want, and I'm just not getting it at all. Really upsetting when that happens.

Let's see. This goes with that picture of Hawkeye I drew before (the one where she has a sword and this outrageous gown). The sword is called the Silver Hour and it's one of three pieces of ultimate YAY legendary...stuff... *clings to coherency desperately* that do...stuff... *lets go* She gets it because she's a princess and she's going to inherit it, so there. Roy is trying to get into her pants (skirts) so he can have some super power for himself, and so he can be king, as usual. Ed is a Grubby Adventurer who happens to have another piece of the...IS THERE ANY PHRASE I CAN USE HERE THAT IS NOT CORNY?! XO it's the spear, and it's called the Silver Second, and it's very pretty, isn't it. Roy is trying to get the spear from him to prove his love (TO HAWKEYE XDD) and take over the world etc. etc. Ed is trying to get the Silver Hour so he can...I don't know...revive his family...whatever these RPG heroes do nowadays.

Alternatively, Roy is the Grubby Adventurer and Ed is Hawkeye's bodyguard, but otherwise things stay pretty much the same (and Roy and Ed are still opposing each other for much delicious tension and competition yay).

Winry's there, too, mostly for distraction and damseling. She's one of Hawkeye's maids, I guess. I don't know. (Something domestic.)

...I'm actually feeling so pitiful right now that I almost didn't write it all down for the world to see. So silly. So be thankful, you little ingrates!!! XO

I reuploaded the second shower picture that I took down before, so if you're still interested in looking, you can now.

Comments

[kotonaru.livejournal.com]

X3 Muehehe. Sounds all spiffy-ish. I want legendary stuff that does stuff, too~~~! But Winry, damsel? x_x;; Methinks she'd be more of a...blacksmith? Maybe she could do some damseling on the side, but...*shrugs* XD Yay! I'm an ingrate!

*patpat* And I feel your pain with the picture. x_x I have thousands of doodles like that...

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[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna let her damsel left and right, and she's kinda going to have a blast doing it, but she's also going to be showing up and helping Ed constantly *coughDEUSEXMACHINA*. I decided that, in true RPG fashion, her and Ed used to live in the same little old village that got nuked while The Bad Guys and their henchmen came looking for the Silver Second, and Ed lost his arm and leg but she fixed it with cool magic tattoos symbols (just like Scar's arm...meanwhile Scar has a freaky metal arm hahaha!).

I just liked it better when she landed up being a cook or a maid because she couldn't really find a place for herself as someone who could replace limbs at will and came from a village that got burned down etc. Then when Ed comes along, she's all like, HEY, I know YOU! Aww, luff. (Har har depending on the man I AM A FEMINIST REALLY TT_TT)