Indian cuisine has some really MEAN deep-fried fish. And fish curry, too. Mm, mm.

Been drawing silly little funny things like CRAZY. It's all these long, epic fanfics that've been on fm_alchemist...I keep finding these ADORABLE little tidbits that make me want to draw things.

Lotta fluff, stupid jokes, swear words, pedophilia, horrific handwriting. I might comment on the origins, but I'm trying not to wank this time.



Plain, Unforgivable, Gratuitous Ed Cute
I always think the easiest way to figure out if Ed is upset is to check if he's tired. He gets up and farts around in the library or reads something if he has to. And that way when he's angsting really bad, he can have hallucinations and act crazy and wild-eyed and all CLINGY when Mr. big reliable taisa grabs him. *fantasizes for a bit* So say around when Ed is 14, he's still a little Troubled, and he's still having trouble sleeping, so Al makes that cat for him. If it makes the sugar shock any better, he quit sleeping with it because he totally wrecked it with his automail arm having a nightmare one night, and he proclaimed he was too old for it. Al felt kind of bad, but agreed, and decided not to vicariously live out his dreams of cuddling kitties through Ed.

I drew this while I was watching a movie about an astronaut that gets cut off from his spaceship for two minutes, and then when he comes home he's really different and his wife is maybe having alien twins. ...it made me keep thinking the kitty looked like an alien. Ed's automail is getting easier to draw. And I just thought of it, but SHIT! I forgot to draw drool! ...I have failed ;_; (I live to see Ed's drool...and snot...and some other things)

Tsumatta
Did anybody see this? I thought of it when I saw this and got to talking about gumballs. Roy is a pervert for trying to purchase Ed instead of just getting him out the quick way with alchemy.

Ed is a Thief
This mentions Ed stealing coffee from Winry. Mental picture! (It's also a good, good story.) I didn't scan all of this picture because Winry's whole pose was just...no can do, and Ed's head turned out to be kind of a joke, too. ...but his chest came out SO good...I didn't want to waste it...

Pedophile.
Another reference to this (same part, too). ...okay, well, I did let my fangirl get in the way of accuracy here...she's supposed to be rooting around in the inner pockets of his big black colonel coat... ロビンちゃんもしてみたい...ぽっ

Ed and Roy have a long discussion about pedophilia and Alicia.
ROY IS CRAZY. Don't look if you're EXTREMELY protective of the little critter or Ed (Roy trying to seduce him YET AGAIN~ Maybe I just find the repetition soothing~). Not only did I let Roy give her drugs, I let Hughes okay it x_X, my handwriting is hard to read, and I spelled Alicia's name wrong...seriously, though, if she's three then Ed is 16 and...heh heh... (perversion wins all! YAY!)

Very Stupid
I thought of Ed saluting...he probably rebelled at first... =_=

Potty Mouth Lots of swear words.
My dirty secret is that I actually look forward to seeing some kind of English dub of Hagaren, so I get to fall in love with Ed's personality and speech and cussing and voice all over again...like a whole new Ed! (Kya! ...I said kya, bitch...) (Roy's voice better be fucking deep, though. You hear me? SMOOTH SEDUCER YES PLEEZ.)

SHOTA COMPLEX AT FULL SWING
Too much Renai Catalog, and this, yet again---the part where Ed comes back and he's all like, where's Roy, and Al's like, HMPH I don't know sulk sulk. It made me think of Ed and Al fighting. I firmly believe that Ed and Al had their share of sibling skirmishes, mostly before they started with the alchemy. Once they started learning it, they're too busy with friendly competition to hate each other, and once they Really Fuck Up, they're too traumatized to remember how to be mean. ...it might be just the rosy glow my only childhood put around having siblings, but any people who spend a lot of time together are going to fight about stuff, okay? In this picture, Ed finally has to yield his afternoon snack, his FAVORITEST FOOD EVAR, homemade muffins (well, the only one that's usually leftover from breakfast), to Al, because Al got there first for once, and he's two and mom is looking for something, ANYTHING to pacify a kid who has been a horrific pain in the ass since 7 AM. (Al is the one who was into moving around and smearing things and eating things and pulling things. Ed just stared a lot and kicked hard, and he wasn't interested in talking all that much until Al happily started babbling right on schedule and Ed wanted to educate him.)

I AM STILL A SHOTACON
Ed takes revenge. Ed's tougher, but he's also outraged, but Al's discovery that junk food is yummy has given him a sudden burst of strength. ...muffins get hard when they sit around for that long, too...kids are weird...

By the way, before you ask me what KIND of muffin this is, I'm thinking of these ultra-basic things in this Betty Crocker cookbook we have. It was made in the 60s and it's falling apart and there's all these hilarious ugly sexist pictures in it and it still differentiates between normal flour and cake flour, but it's the sweet muffins recipe. They're really bland, so I usually put these sprinkles that are shaped like stars on top to make them sweeter. (Hohenheim got a kick out of stars on his muffins, yes he did. ...god, I can't STOP.)



Can't decide whether to eat or sleep now. I wonder if I can do both.
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