Why

BEE: *plops down next to Robin and gives her two photos to look at*

Robin: *looks at photos* ... ... *looks at Bee* ... *looks at photos again, then Bee again*

Robin: You're saying I like Roy because he has a big face.

Roy: *reaches over and picks up BEE*

BEE: HI ROY I'M BACK!!! :D *faceplants on Roy's jacket before falling back into his hands*

Roy: *ignoring BEE* That's right. *primly strokes BEE on the head like a hairless cat* Excellent work, my bombus subordinate.

Robin: ...when did you start carrying around my stuffed animals?

Roy: I'm just going to show it to Fullmetal. Edward?

Ed: What?

Roy: *holds out BEE*

BEE: ＞∇＜　HUG MEEE!

Ed: ...uh-huh. ... *looks up at Roy, grabs his collar, and pulls him down*

Roy: *happily lands on top of Ed and starts working on both of their clothes, tossing away BEE so he can concentrate*

BEE: WHEE! XD

Robin: *catches BEE as he comes flying her way, deposits him on the desk next to her, and goes back to the computer*

BEE: *decides to explore the unknown lands between the scanner's cover and bed*

The new entity known as TEH ROYED: *noises*

Robin: ... *gets distracted, and notices BEE wedged in the scanner with his legs sticking out* Hey, get away from that. *picks him up and sits him in her lap*

BEE: Okaaaaay~ :D *starts worrying at the space bar on the keyboard*

TEH ROYED: *more explicit noises*

Robin: *gets distracted again* ...≡＿≡ *looks at BEE, who has managed to press the space bar key, and is doing it over and over again now* ...creature...

あとがき （こんなもんにあとがきなんかつけるかっつーの
Ed: Why is Ed second in TEH ROYED?

Roy: Because ukes are second-class citizens.

Ed: ゜口゜

Roy: I bet you care about my political agenda NOW, don't you? *smirkity smirk-la*

When I ascend to the next plane of education

Is there anything besides

1. Guessing what teacher wants

2. Hating admin

3. People thinking it's a good thing that teacher is a fucking moron because it's college, school for BIG KIDS

4. Turning into a frothing grades monster around exam time

5. Calculating grades by one's self

6. Discovering chronic depression

7. Discovering alcohol

8. Constantly being in danger of going home due to effects from either one

9. Being upset about it

10. Starving

waiting for me at college? If so, please explain to me what that is. I would love it.

I've heard a few too many stories of people getting screwed over.