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I HAVE LILACS.

I HAVE LILACS.

I HAVE LILACS.

And boy do they smell good.

My Animedia is plastered with something called, "He Is My Master." Yes, it's the french maids again. It's got a special 18+ section I have to cut open to see---I can't wait to gut THAT fish. I think I will try to download some and donate some scans of these pictures to Yang. Or somebody. Ugh.

To continue with the objectified women, I looked closely at the women of L2 last night and made some comparisons. Orc girls actually have smaller boobies than Dark Elf women. That with the small waists and the shining behinds, and I've started to feel really afraid for these women. Or maybe afraid OF them. (Ranking after DE and Orc: Human, Elf, Dwarf. Elves and Dwarves are really pretty close.)

I was asked for advice/help by someone last night and they said I was really helpful and nice. Like, I gave good advice. I feel proud of that. I'm nice enough to want to give it, I like to hear myself talk enough to say it, but I'm never sure if I'm actually right.

EDIT: Have gutted the fish.
"The three laws of maids:
1. Maids must not hurt their masters!
2. Maids must obey their masters!
3. As long as they follow the first two rules, they must protect themselves!"

That's right.

Robots. Maids. Heh, how funny!

Now I shall turn the scissors on MY gut in hopes that mangling my intestines will be less painful than seeing this totally-not-over-18 mamby-pamby servile-women sex-without-the-sex bullshit.

EDIT: ( 「『漢』の夢と浪漫にご理解をいただける女性の読者の方は大歓迎します」 )