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Ssssssssssssssssso.
My grandmother, you know? She loves classical music, and she's getting old. She wants to see the birthplace of music while she still can.
A week ago she said she wants to take me and my parents to
Germany
Summer 2009
yyyyyyyyyyeah
I've already talked this over with several people, and mostly my problem is like this: I travel to eat, but I have a fundamental disagreement with about half the foods Germany is famous for, so why the fuck would I get on a flight of several hours to go there? The solution that comes most readily is for me to turn it into a trip to a fairytale world they have gorgeous landscapes that are too beautiful to ever possibly exist, and lots of cake. So basically like Japan, only all the savory food is really cholesteroltastic, and instead of knowing what I'm doing and where I'm going because I can read the signs, I have to depend on someone else for stupid shit like that.
OH GOD SOMEBODY SAVE ME
tl;dr i r spoiled brat who can't appreciate Europe (Yang even called me a bourgeois). Comfort me.
My grandmother, you know? She loves classical music, and she's getting old. She wants to see the birthplace of music while she still can.
A week ago she said she wants to take me and my parents to
Germany
Summer 2009
yyyyyyyyyyeah
I've already talked this over with several people, and mostly my problem is like this: I travel to eat, but I have a fundamental disagreement with about half the foods Germany is famous for, so why the fuck would I get on a flight of several hours to go there? The solution that comes most readily is for me to turn it into a trip to a fairytale world they have gorgeous landscapes that are too beautiful to ever possibly exist, and lots of cake. So basically like Japan, only all the savory food is really cholesteroltastic, and instead of knowing what I'm doing and where I'm going because I can read the signs, I have to depend on someone else for stupid shit like that.
OH GOD SOMEBODY SAVE ME
tl;dr i r spoiled brat who can't appreciate Europe (Yang even called me a bourgeois). Comfort me.
