木星を守護に持つ 創造と破壊のライバルアイドル Jupiter降臨

Oh my god, something has happened to me...I can't stop smiling. It's not like I'm sparkling, it's like I'm glowing. I'm melting and expanding. And a little dizzy. カフェインもの飲んだら相変わらずの体の不思議な反応。普通にお茶飲みたいよ…

EDIT: ( Lyrics/translations )

idolm@ster 2 will have male characters who dance and sing

It's not "omg I fangirl for them!" it's "omigod Namco put boys in idolm@ster," I could cry for joy ;_; (but also damn they are fucking hot). I doubt they can be produced, considering that they are villains and the target audience wouldn't want to, but if I had the option to defect to 961 Pro (!! はあああ) or use my womanly wiles to tempt them to 765 (!!!!! あはあん) I would um, so totally do it. SO TOTALLY. YEAH. (うあ、あぁん)

GUYS, THAT ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE DEAN IS ALSO AN AQUARIUSSSSSSS.

The announcement of idolm@ster 2---okay. That was important. But I knew that was coming. This. This kinda just made my year. THEY WANT FEMALE FANS. THEY WANT ME. THEY HEARD ME. AN ANSWER FROM ABOVE.　FINALLY, THE AWAKENING.

MY MONEY IS YOURS NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMCO ♥

Disclaimer: still not fucking around with XBOX360 ._.

This entry was brought to you pretty much entirely by Adi, who sent me a link to all the interesting stuff. Oh, thank you Adi. I'm just sorry I didn't talk about my life more :( LATER *twirls*

EDIT: ( thoughts on ...actual thoughts on yaoi come later )

Important moments:
:51 "Now, Jupiter descends to the land of mortals!" (thx Koyasu)
1:17 hip wiggling
2:06 guyz you have a monkey in your idol unit
2:14 BOUNCE, BOUNCE, we can focus on feet and ankles because they're hot edgy dudes lol (Dean has FRINGE. ON. HIS. PANTS.) And this right after the high kicks!
2:51 I see what you did there ;3
2:57 more hip wiggling
3:03 dead Robin

EDIT: I have been informed that people are already pairing Jupiter with 765 idols and suddenly it all makes sense! Touma -> Iori, Hokuto -> Azusa, Shouta -> Ami DDDDD: OMIGOD

EDIT #4 or 5?: random thoughts
-US anime news sites of varying levels of sensationalism: shut your pieholes :3 this isn't meant for you. Nobody with any sense cares what you think. Especially if you're gonna be all YAOIMASTER SAUSAGEFEST with a ratio of 3 guys to more than 12 girls!
-on the other hand, please keep talking 2ch, you're just hysterical. Just stop doing it on Amazon.
-I've had time to think about it (I didn't figure it out until hours after I heard about the guys) and I would, uh, really miss Azusa :( also Iori is ridiculously cute in this version and I would have loved the chance to dress her up and stuff.

When 961 had Project Fairy in idolm@ster SP, a large part of the Story mode was hanging out with the rival idols and eventually getting them to join 765. Their first image song was about wanton adultery (complete with panting). Then they came to 765 and Takane's image song was about wanting to be a flower. If they don't lose their idol jobs completely when defeated, chances are good that Jupiter is going to change later...dude, guys, they're gonna end up like Johnnys X3 I am especially looking forward to seeing Touma in white bell bottoms with rainbow confetti singing about, god, I dunno, sunlight. He plays soccer! He's the stupid wholesome one! Ffffffffuck I cannot wait.