We've been out of flour for a week and out of general groceries for two days around here. I suppose I should just tough it out because there are plenty of people who don't have any food RIGHT NOW, but...but I can't even BAKE. I have like six things I want to make right this instant.

And if I watch FFVII: AC it's going to just be a huge affair. I can't stand it. I haven't even watched the FMA movie, either, so I'll try to stay alive long enough for everyone to kill me twice.

INSTEAD,
Ed looks really grown up. I don't know what it is. His shoulders are bigger? And he's not a fluffy vulnerable little thing like in the anime, so I think I'm a little biased here. But he looks TALLER. More late-teens. Oh, god, it's so weird.

Once again, deeing Ed do anything brings joy to me. He can pick crap out of his automail and I can go EEE. He could pick crap out of his automail and throw it at me and I'd go EEEew. I like seeing him carry Lin, I like seeing him complaining that Envy is really huge, I like seeing him think, I like seeing him try to eat a boot (or think about it), I like seeing him bicker, I like... *carries on long into the night*

Envy has tentacles

Scar is being nice to Mei. The choir, the angels...they are singing. Little girls! Being nice to little girls will bring joy to your life, Scar. ♥

This chapter leaves plenty of room for Ed/Lin fucking, provided they like fucking when they're hungry exhausted, surrounded by a sea of blood, and facing death by starvation. And I bet they don't.

Then, Sophie gets a taste of FULL FRONTAL NUDITY! Oh my virgin eyes!!!1 Ed in the shower はぁはぁ (´д‘) How do they get them into these stupidass scenarios? Like, how? Why? Just, like, hi, I wanted to check if all the steam, running water, and loud singing mean you're in the sho---OOPS SORRY. WTF? Is that ALL?

Overall, I think this amounts to a lot of eye candy in one game. (If that's really in the game. I didn't hear about this. Is this some extra or thing they cut?) They're pandering. Hey, the fangirls want Ed fighting in his boxers---okay, let's put that in! The fangirls want Ed to be attacked by a villainess with a whip and tied up---okey-dokey, sounds good! The fangirls want to see Ed naked! And covered in soap! And in the shower! And NAKED! Every last one of them---ah, what the hell? Let's put it in the video game! Yay! Not that I'm sad. They get $70, I get to pretend I'm Sophie. It's all good.

See how one grainy picture of Ed taking a shower, shown only from the waist up, and from behind, can inspire two paragraphs of ranting.

Oh, crap, I forgot to read Sex Ed. I need to chase the author around with my crap sketches. Heh heh.

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Yeah, and there must be extra danger of rusting if he has to swim in water or blood, but if he HAS to, then automail rust is probably not the first concern anyway. I dunno, he oils it meticulously or something. He has Winry pounding him on the head with a wrench to remind him!
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